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Old 27th Mar 2014, 18:38
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"Oh, what a lovely War !"
 
Old 27th Mar 2014, 21:07
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There are cows in the field......what do they do chaps.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 21:48
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Well, the CO sent us down here to "Plough the field", but it looks like we we're too late.

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Hi! We're the Danny Boys. I believe a chap called Broadsword was expecting us?
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 04:58
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Bunty, I know you're ex-Navy, but if you don't remove your Fleet Air Arm, I'll break it.
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 12:30
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Ok it's that time of day

Why has the second on the left got no eyes, why has the third on the left got a foot for a hand and why has Surplus won it with
"Bunty, I know you're ex-Navy, but if you don't remove your Fleet Air Arm, I'll break it".


Runners up are

BB

Typical RN Pilots, start the posting as a Section of Six and finish as three Couples.

BPF
I am sure the regulation reads, "No drinking within 150 feet of the aircraft, no smoking within 8 hours of your flight"

Well done everyone and over to you Surplus
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 14:50
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A worthy winner! Had a good giggle at that.


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Old 28th Mar 2014, 21:58
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Cation comp

Thanks Nutty,

hope this hasn't been done before.

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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:17
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Let's Sheik on that.

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Nice doing business with you, but I'll have to look up the directions to Tel Aviv & get back to you.

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Hey! Where's my watch?
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:30
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God damn boy, ah' genuuine 100% camel jockey if Ahhh ever saw one, shucks ahh bet you do all that wiping your ass with your other hand sh*t...
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:32
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God damn boy, don't they teach you anything over here, shucks, cultured folks like us wear socks with our sandals...



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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:40
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"OK, we'll take 150 Eagles. 200,000 camels is my final offer"
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:40
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"Shake? Of course I will buddy. Allah Akhbar? Cool name. We are in Shallah? Great place. I'm Randy from Texas. We have a lot in common"
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:45
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Hey Maverick, I want to Goose you.
WTF dude
I see Top Gun, Maverick always have a Goose behind him.
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Old 28th Mar 2014, 22:55
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Man - You here to protect US from the infidels and fight for us in war......
Pilot - Yessireeeeeeeeeeee, Long as greenbacks in my account I am here
Man - Thank you cursed infidel dog

Pilot - (to himself) And if you believe that I will sell you a F***** bridge as well.

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Old 28th Mar 2014, 23:34
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Hey dude, I'm a fan, you had me creased up as the Jewish dude in The Dictator, though I always thought you were taller.
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Old 29th Mar 2014, 00:00
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Nice Scarf but where's yer Leather Jacket?
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Old 29th Mar 2014, 00:42
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Does your mum say you name is Brian who can't come out and is a very naughty boy ?
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Old 29th Mar 2014, 06:48
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It was becoming apparent to Joe what they meant when they said "casual dress" applies.
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Old 29th Mar 2014, 09:01
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Where has the pic gone Surplus old chap ????
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Old 29th Mar 2014, 09:26
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I can still see it. Here it is again for those of you playing at home.

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