Caption competition

[Roadster280]

Exposed! - Royal Marine caught masquerading in Life Guard's uniform.

[NutLoose]

Right horse to left horse, "Cor look at that Winston, I told you that to be an army officer you couldn't be circumcised, you had to be a complete P****, see he is..."

[Lightning Mate]

[Roadster280]

The new female Life Guards RCM was quickly learning not to take dares from the old hands in the mess.

[CoffmanStarter]

The Life Guards announce that they are to operate the Blue Oyster Bar franchise here in the UK.

[Neptunus Rex]

Good job he's not in a Highland Regiment.

[NutLoose]

" It's ok Sir, we won't tell, but for future reference the Sergeant Major said come dressed for a horse, not dressed as a whores"

[Buster Hyman]

"One, two, three, four...who's a pretty boy?"

[Dan Gerous]

Well lads I've done it, I've PVR'd, and I'm off to be a lumberjack.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Daaarling, stockings OR boots; both is just cheap.

[622]

No Jackson, the parade orders did not say 'bring hose'....horse you idiot !

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins. I did not give the order to fix bayonets...oh...my mistake...carry on.

[CoffmanStarter]

Arrester Gear Trampling pongo style

[Dunky]

Jesus, that was some night in the mess last night, I still feel hungover. Thank god the men can't see my eyes with this helmet on, I don't think they've noticed anything.

[squeaker]

Allright you two, superglue on me saddle was funny, but putting a firework up the horse's arse...

[Roadster280]

Davies! How many more times? DO NOT LEND YOUR UNIFORM TO YOUR CRAB BOYFRIEND!

[Buster Hyman]

Pssst...Bertie...the Cucumber goes in the front of yer knickers!

[ACW599]

"Hoskins, what did I tell you about not frightening the horses when you joined this regiment?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Captain Darling ... Regimental Dress is 30 Denier for ceremonial parade duties

[Longhitter]

Both horses: "Eeeeeeeeeeuww!!!"