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Old 24th Mar 2014, 06:28
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When Nigel asked the Stewardess for a stroke, he got one.
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Old 24th Mar 2014, 07:36
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A passenger asked Nigel for a double entendre...so he gave her one...
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Old 24th Mar 2014, 13:47
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Nigel walked happily confident, smiling and then someone shouted,
"Oy mate do up your flies".
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Old 24th Mar 2014, 14:25
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Nigel's Neck Tie only served to keep his Foreskin choked down!
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Old 24th Mar 2014, 23:44
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With strict "non smirking" laws on aircraft, Chad wasted no time in lighting up a "smirk" as soon as he was on the ground.
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Old 25th Mar 2014, 00:43
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Putin Jr. arrives at Heathrow for some R & R...
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 00:39
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Runner Up goes to Buster Hyman with:

"No, I don't have a pistol in my pocket...why do you ask?"




Whilst this week's winner is Nutloose with his autobiographical:

"Hello sweetie, I'm Dave and I will be your steward for the flight.."
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 01:05
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Whilst this week's winner is Nutloose
Oh good Lord! We'll never hear the end of this...
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 01:09
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Originally Posted by Runaway Gun

Whilst this week's winner is Nutloose
He uses the Russian approach; Quantity over Quality

Not that I am jealous or anything.....
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 01:16
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He uses the Russian approach; Quantity over Quality
Oh indeed. Have you seen how many posts he's made in this thread? Shocking! People doing that many posts need help!!!
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 07:35
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Buster, you came very close behind Nutloose...
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 07:37
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Buster, you came very close behind Nutloose...
Hummm ...


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Old 26th Mar 2014, 08:02
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Buster, you came very close behind Nutloose...
Maybe...but I did have a pistol in my pocket!
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 11:06
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Hummm ...
Coffman

You only jealous as you and Nutty have a thong going.....
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 12:44
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Congratulations all on some fine entries and commiserations to Buster, Ok trying to resize one at the moment but will put up the original for now.




Incidentally a cracking thread with lots of period photos, for more see

Mission4Today ? ForumsPro ? R & R Forums ? Photo Galleries ? WWII Aircraft Photo's ? Britain and Commonwealth
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 13:09
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Buster and Nutloose keep well away from the riff-raff and think about how best to congratulate each other when the paparazzi have all gone home.
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 13:32
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Competition for Operational Flights was quite friendly, but the contest for who got to wear the only Parachute was another thing!
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 13:35
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Biggles seated with Algy, Ginger and Flt Sgt Smyth were all set up together for a photo, then Nutty and Coffman brought their "close" friendship to everybodys attention.
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 14:27
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I say Bertie! A new Pipe & some silks for me? Whatever are you after ol' bean???
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Old 26th Mar 2014, 14:34
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Here you go Nutty ... Size is everything



And NO that's not a caption Racedo
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