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Old 24th Jan 2014, 20:03
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Instructor-"Ok, so the Duchy Of Cornwall estate starts about here....."

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Old 24th Jan 2014, 20:26
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This YMCA thing's just not going to work, sir.

We haven't even got a hard hat. I know for a fact that there's no eagle-feather headdresses to be found anywhere on Anglesey, and Harry took his SS cap home with him last weekend.
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 20:33
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"So, the deal is: Jonesy snags every cab for airframe damage, I write them off, & Wills puts up the money to buy them as scrap when SAR gets flogged off. Lay low for a year then start up our own Rescue Service"

J&W "YES, BOSS !"
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 20:37
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"Boggie, 12 'o' clock."
"Roger, got him."
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 20:50
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"Come on Tash, pick a winner not your nose!"


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Old 24th Jan 2014, 20:51
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Do I have to run the Video again, HRH Wales.
Its wipe, talcum powder then close the diaper.
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 21:26
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"So this is going to be your best track out of the country Sir"

"diolch i chi Sir"

(Thank you in Welsh)
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 21:28
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"Ok sir, let's start your SAR orientation, this is a wall...and despite the cutbacks, we have three more in this room alone."

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Old 24th Jan 2014, 21:30
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Right, who's been on my laptop downloading pics of Pippa's ar$e?

Centre: Not me chief, I'm airframes!

Right: La la la la laaaa.....
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 21:43
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"Right, the last sighting of Camilla at full gallop was here..."
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 22:13
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Thought bubbles....

Hmmmm.... I wonder if I will get a greater yield if I use natural fertilizer as opposed to chemical fertilizer on my Asparagus....

******

Hmmm...... That reminds me, I need to get a couple of grow bags in to plant up my tomatoes ahead of my next course.
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 22:20
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"And you turn the kettle on here"

Thinks

Hmmmm..... I never thought flying traing would be so difficulty, so much to learn..
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Old 24th Jan 2014, 22:41
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"...and as you'll see on this diagram, we have a complete summary of what a Helicopter is. Now, let's discuss what a rescue is..."

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I don't think anyone has mentioned your big chopper yet, but thanks for bringing it up Your Royal Highness.
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 00:35
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Well actually locating the p0rn stash was the first thing I did when I joined .
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 01:12
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The RAF has never been described as being a "uniformed" service.
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 07:23
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OK lads task briefing ... the Mr Whippy vans are located here, here and here ... land-on rotors running ... the Winchman can collect the order ... then leg it back here to Valley before they melt

Oh and Wills ... there will be trouble if I don't get a flake and sprinkles this time
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 12:18
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"Yes it's definitely subsidence, the building is leaning this way, I have talked to facilities management and they suggest we cut bits off all the chair and table legs"
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 12:39
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Thinks: This flight planning bizzo is soooo boring. We can we go back to playing the PS3 on my right?
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 13:02
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"So, if the computer's down, we can't plan so we don't fly"

"Er, what did they do before computers?"

"Black magic, virgin sacrifices, that sort of thing"

"Must have sacrificed a lot of virgins"

"So, from the stories at the last Reunion Dinner, it seems..."
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Old 25th Jan 2014, 13:03
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SS Caps and Garter Belts.....

"Who you going to believe....me or that Video there!"
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