Caption competition

[ABX]

Nigel, management think the new guy is taking the inspection too far

or

Redneck pilots backyard?

[Rigga]

"... and then we'll do a Standard Departure from Liverpool".

[Groundgripper]

"And didn't the names Clarkson and Hammond ring a bell, chief?"

[SASless]

"Now look fellas....in that movie called 'Flight of the Phoenix'....they only had one wreck to work with....why with these two at hand....this will be a piece of Doddle!"

[clicker]

And The Winner Is !

In third place

Groundgripper
"And didn't the names Clarkson and Hammond ring a bell, chief?"

In second place

WhiteOvies
"Especially for deceased aircrew - a new twist on the traditional Viking Send Off."

And grand winner is

Lon More
"Mummy, when will my round things drop like daddy's?

Cheers clicker

[Lon More]

Thanks Clicker - I am not worthy. Can't find anything suitable n the hard drive, so , in the light of cut-backs I found this suitable

[Air-Geko]

The design team from Lockheed, now co-working with Ford today unveiled the new C130 Family wagon. One engineer was quoted saying, "Sure, it requires a two-car garage -- but this baby really flies down the motorway and dropping the kiddos off at school has never been faster."

[brickhistory]

You just add water and, presto! Your AT troubles are over!

[Lafyar Cokov]

After Brown managaged to wrestle control of the budget - Blair Force One was completed just in time for Phony Tony's send off........................

[SASless]

"So I says to Chiefy....if we take the leftover bits from back of the hangar...nip down to the motor pool and scrounge a few things there....why in no time we can have four wheel drive version of the A400 minus the expense and delay."

[The Nr Fairy]

Following his contretemps at Fairford, the Italian captain's next posting wasn't quite what he expected.

[clicker]

The Japanese crews were unable to see over the panel so opted for a budget version that was more suitable.

[London Mil]

After previous teething troubles, the Japanese develop a multi-crew kamakazi aircraft.

[Oceanz]

Fantastic Voyage IV - The microbe's revenge

[splitbrain]

A task force for the newly independant Scottish Airforce checks out AT options that are available within its budget.

Joke people, joke

[Tombstone]

The Welsh Councillor was more than happy with the costings for the the new independent Welsh Air Force's (WAF) first AT a/c however, he was concerned at the lack of room for sheep in the 'cargo hold' until CAS assured him that the crew would normally shag sheep before flying & wouldn't actually require any onboard.

[Art E. Fischler-Reisen]

Sorry Chief - I think I got the wash water a bit too hot.....

[VitaminGee]

For the crowds attending the next Display Season, the JSDF are offering a novelty camouflaged portaloo - The CAMI-KHAZI.

[PerArdua]

A400M had looked a lot more impressive in the literature.

PA

[Trumpet_trousers]

The JSDF proudly unveil their new "nip and tuck" C130