Caption competition

[Longhitter]

"Performance issues hampered trials for aerial deployment of aircraft carriers."

or

"Right, guv'. How many miles d'you reckon before we get airborne with this float attached?"

or

"BUFF, BUFFer, BUFFest!"

or

"The UK government had to start thinking outside of the box while considering alternatives for the future carrier aircraft."

[Dunky]

The incredible performance of the upgraded engines on the Buff was so great that it could actually carry an aircraft carrier, complete with air wing. Landing was describe as a tad tricky though.

[jwcook]

"JSF's weight growth problems are pure speculation" stated LM earlier today.

[SASless]

The Navalized version of the B-52 set new standards for RCS growth due to Mod's but did win the Navy's Akron Award for self protection.

[Rather be Gardening]

"Prime Minister, there's a note on the windscreen says it's an early Secret Santa pressie to sort out the Argies".

[Runaway Gun]

Beat that for a low level flypast!!

[Buster Hyman]

"Yes, but a hidden advantage of the Armed Forces Commonality Program was when we folded the wings, they acted like a sail & added 10kts to the carriers speed!"

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"Call the Buff!"

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Ingenious cooperation between the Navy & the Air Force results in the most rapid deployment of a Carrier anywhere in the world! (Ooops! Just read Dunky's. No prizes for second!)

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Umm...Sir. I'm gonna need some help with this FOD Sir...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The 70th Anniversary of the B-25 Doolittle Raid falls victim to a dyscalclic typist.

or

I'm sorry Sir, I don't care who you are, YOU CAN'T PARK THAT HERE!

or

BUFF, SLUF; they're all the same to me, chief.

[622]

Jeezz...that was one helluva party last night at the Air Force station...anybody get any souvenirs?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Make a legal U-turn at the next intersection"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Listen mate; I've got another 5 of these to deliver today, so just sign 'ere. You'll 'ave to bell up customer service if you've got issues.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

CINCPAC was starting to regret promoting Capt Davis Monthan to command the Nimitz

[NutLoose]

Compliments of the Captain, can you turn the bomber and park it into wind...

[Cows getting bigger]

Hey Chuck, turn the cat up to maximum setting, will ya.

[SteveCox]

The Naval air wing's souvenir collection was getting out of hand.

or

Sir, Sir, It just followed us home, can we keep it?

[Dunky]

"Maverick, I've warned you about this kind of thing before"

[CoffmanStarter]

I say old chap ... got any strap on JATO we could borrow ?

[Dan Gerous]

Stop looking at me, it's not my fault, its a glandular problem.

[snafu]

"Who says size doesn't matter?"

or

"Buffer - relative of yours?"

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins. Thank you for organising the B-52's for the Captains birthday party. Unfortunately, this one doesn't play Rock Lobster!