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Old 16th Oct 2015, 16:36
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The buddy system is an important facet of operations in the armed forces.
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 18:30
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"The sentries report Zulus to the south west. Thousands of 'em".
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 18:34
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"I don't know what effect you will have upon the enemy, Private, but, by God, you frighten me".
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 21:41
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We need to plug that gap.....not that gap you idiot, the pass up ahead.
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 21:41
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Mooooon River......
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 21:42
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I may be sight impaired, but I have my ways in determining when troubles coming...
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 22:00
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Just confirming you are a complete Ass, Sir!
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 22:00
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Brokeback Desert
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 22:03
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"Bosom Pals" is all very well, Elmer, but you've got the wrong end !
 
Old 16th Oct 2015, 22:31
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"Ready, soldier? Sexual harassment training lesson one ... you are performing your duty when an offender approaches you like ... this! What are your actions?"

"Ah, er, turn and kiss him sir?"

"No, you idiot! That comes later. First you moan softly!"
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Old 16th Oct 2015, 23:35
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Minefield.....oh... please... after you Sir!
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 00:48
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sorry Sir, I didn't see you stood there.
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 01:32
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Not here, you idiot - there might be a drone overhead.
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 02:28
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Aye Lad....that is not the "Reach Around" I had in mind!
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 02:49
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The US military produced their own take on the Tennis Girl poster for supply to the 21st century recruit.
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 06:29
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The Labour Party work to perfect the new Armed Forces salute which is to be introduced should Corbyn actually win in 1920.
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 06:43
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Bandits at six o'clock, Tally Ho!
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 10:12
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'I fancy a drink later ... the Blue Oyster Bar around 22:00 when we get off duty'
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 10:13
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Old 17th Oct 2015, 10:21
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Yep ... the anti-tremble/shake tech on these new Binos works just fine ... but can we stop the trial now
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