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Old 17th Jan 2014, 14:25
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Originally Posted by Surplus
only he had a tin head ...
Did he teach School Physics in the 70's ? If so it might have been the schoolmaster we called Van de Graaff as he had a "tin head"

We were an evil bunch
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 14:36
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"Prepare to Polish Boots".....Ready.....Polish!
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 14:47
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Fox Three, where's your banana?
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 15:49
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Welcome to the Ministry of funny walks comrades.
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 16:14
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On a different note to Coff's entry (tick tock), I once flew with a copilot like Douglas Bader, only he had a tin head.
Was he on his way back to Kansas ?
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 16:15
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Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, it hurts.
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 16:15
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Sorry Comrade, but Beam Balance is not a Winter Olympic event in Sochi , now get back on your ski's
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 16:48
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"Yes, very lucky sir, but at least you landed upright - and you won't forget your parachute next time, eh?"
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 17:00
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In the recent reforms a queue of comrades are seen waiting for their turn to screw Stalin.
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 17:55
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If he finds out it was you that ate the banana, you're in big trouble..
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 19:10
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Mr Secretary… the Chaplin Kommissars are ready to defend the motherland with every grain of their precious bodily particles.

$%^*&#(&#

My humblest apologies, sir. The guy at the front who's standing in a normal way will be on his way to the gulag immediately.
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 20:27
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Kim Jong-Il's reputation for ordering cruel and unusual punishments appeared to be confirmed by declassified video intelligence released today.
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 21:11
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...and that's why we call him Lead Balls.
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 22:52
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Very good, but the retention of your firearm needs working on when you give that snap of attention..
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Old 17th Jan 2014, 23:34
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"Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"
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Old 18th Jan 2014, 07:21
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Episiotomy ... Cossack style
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Old 18th Jan 2014, 12:38
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"Komrade, the new health and safety regulations require us us to come and warn you of a slippery surface in this vicinity".

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Old 18th Jan 2014, 14:52
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split to attention properly, with your back foot down flat, or you will get this rifle up your red square!
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Old 18th Jan 2014, 16:36
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"No Ivan, just because we were marching to a portion of the Nutcracker doesn't mean we need a practical demonstration!"
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Old 18th Jan 2014, 17:08
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Nutloose's "Look I'm a tripod" party trick goes horribly wrong, due to the very cold weather.
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