Caption competition
Well yes, my feet are lovely and dry, standing on the Nav
(yes I know its a single seater, but we need a standard joke at the expence of the Navigator community!!)
Well I did try to eject but the Admiral did say I should go down with the ship, as this was the second time this has happened to me
(yes I know its a single seater, but we need a standard joke at the expence of the Navigator community!!)
Well I did try to eject but the Admiral did say I should go down with the ship, as this was the second time this has happened to me
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Pilot's defect report:
"Suspect brake failure resulting in slight water ingress in cockpit"
"Suspect brake failure resulting in slight water ingress in cockpit"
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Well played everybody, it's time to get ourselves out of the creek.
This one is very, very hard to judge, but here goes:
3rd prize: 622
2nd prize: squeaker
1st prize: Dunky with the appropriate name and a short sharp quip
Dry her out and take her away Dunky 
0Well played everybody, it's time to get ourselves out of the creek.
This one is very, very hard to judge, but here goes:
3rd prize: 622
It's not quite what Bloggs was expecting after he had been told he was being fast jet streamed.
It wasn't my fault, the boat moved!
"Feet wet, over".
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Echo that Buster ...
It took us nine years to clock up 1000 pages with over 20,000 entries and 2.4 Million hits !
Top Ten Cap Competeers
But Buster wins with a 7.7% Penetration Coefficient
Airborne Artist deserves a prize too ... possibly the longest running PPRuNe thread ... with no fighting
It took us nine years to clock up 1000 pages with over 20,000 entries and 2.4 Million hits !
Top Ten Cap Competeers
But Buster wins with a 7.7% Penetration Coefficient
Airborne Artist deserves a prize too ... possibly the longest running PPRuNe thread ... with no fighting
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Buster always wuz quick!
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But Buster wins with a 7.7% Penetration Coefficient 
Airborne Artist deserves a prize too ... possibly the longest running PPRuNe thread ... with no fighting
Airborne Artist deserves a prize too ... possibly the longest running PPRuNe thread ... with no fighting
May I thank the Mods and all those contributors who've made it the success that it has become, and I look forward to celebrating the 50,000.
As my old regimental motto says "Who cares who wins?"
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"So, Pike, over the battlefield at 300 feet, the cargo door will open and you kick-start the bike. At 200 feet, put on your crash helmet. At 100 feet, brace for landing. Immediately after touchdown, out you go!"
"But Captain Mainwaring... What happens if the bike won't start?"
"You'll get bump-started through the door. In which case, you've got about five seconds to get your crash helmet on - brace for landing immediately."
"Uncle Arthur.....
!"
"But Captain Mainwaring... What happens if the bike won't start?"
"You'll get bump-started through the door. In which case, you've got about five seconds to get your crash helmet on - brace for landing immediately."
"Uncle Arthur.....
!"
"Ere Spiffy....sod this Ramp thingy.....put that Jeep in Four Wheel Low Reverse and rev' it up....and you will out and gone in no time!"