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Old 7th Nov 2011, 11:02
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...well there's yer problem!
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 11:05
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Phew.... For one moment I thought it was going to be bad, but looking at it now i realise it isn't, it's just another Ford.....


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" I think BAe have seen us coming, that's a Ford Alarm making the noise not a BAe Matra systems one".....
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 11:25
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The pilot's attempt to take his car with him on detachment hit a snag






this is the 2nd attempt to post this the first has disappeared
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 11:48
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"Buster says can you get his golf clubs out of the back, he's running late!"





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Old 7th Nov 2011, 12:13
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I don't care if the boss used to be a Herc mate, he can't take his car on deployment in this job!!!

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Old 7th Nov 2011, 12:15
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When I said role the aircraft for an "escort" mission, this wasn't what I had in mind!

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Old 7th Nov 2011, 12:16
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last one for a while.................


I'm sure it will buff right out chief!

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Old 7th Nov 2011, 13:12
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Airman Second Class Skeeter Redneck's cheap convertible conversion hadn't gone entirely to plan.

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Stung by the jibes at Americans having no sense of irony, the Eagle boys decided to drop a car packed with explosives on Taliban Headquarters.
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 14:09
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You can teach monkies to drive better than that!

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Old 7th Nov 2011, 14:47
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I think we're going to need a bigger roof rack...
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 15:09
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America bags another on the most wanted list....'no more Top Gear for you Mr Clarkson !'
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 15:35
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No, you were right, it doesn't fit underneath.

Thats $5 I owe you then...
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 16:34
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Told you we should have hired the IKEA van.
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 17:02
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Chuck wonders whether Harvey is ready for the extra hot vindaloo follow through.
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 18:22
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All I said was "Ready for taxi.." then, wallop!
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 18:31
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Does Woodland camo make my bum look big?

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Old 7th Nov 2011, 20:01
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Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 20:52
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The insurance company is just not going to believe this!
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"So...let me get this right...what you're saying is that, when I landed, the screaming noise WASN'T coming from the Gear?"
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Old 7th Nov 2011, 23:42
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If it was a Tomcat with the tail hook deployed, then I'd say give them some privacy but....
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