"Yes I know helicopters can drop torpedos too Daddy - so can I - sorry Mummy!"
or
"Sorry Mummy, the waters gone somewhere & I thought I'd put my foot in the nearest plug hole"
or
"What do you mean you always get a lump in your throat when playing with Daddys chopper?"
or
When Daddy said "look at my big Chopper" I never thought to look at what was in his left hand!
or
"Lookout Mummy, Daddy's got that "time to dunk the sonar" look on his face again!"
Lastly;
"Unless I'm very much mistaken, the last time you played hunt & hide the submarine with Daddy, you got pregnant!"
Last edited by Rocket2; 25th Oct 2013 at 15:02.