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We entered one of those competitions, you know, sign a helium balloon and see how far it flies and win a thousand bucks.... We deploy to Iraq tomorrow
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RSM ... "Trooper Scroggins I said cover the muzzel with a condom to ensure the barrel remains Durable, Reliable, with Excellent accuracy after we cross the river"
With due apologise to the London Rubber Company and their 1929 Trade Mark. Additional comprehension notes for Oz mates ... No it's not Adhesive Tape !
With due apologise to the London Rubber Company and their 1929 Trade Mark. Additional comprehension notes for Oz mates ... No it's not Adhesive Tape !
The Irish Reactive Armor concept met with quiet applause.
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A career driving tanks eh? Well if your Commander's a prick then it's all over!
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Yep, we carry the controversial Depleted Helium rounds...
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Damn you Bloggs, I told you to take it easy! Now we have to get the airbags replaced!
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Yep, we carry the controversial Depleted Helium rounds...
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Damn you Bloggs, I told you to take it easy! Now we have to get the airbags replaced!
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When asked why he had decorated his tank in such a way, Captain James Blunt's simple answer was... It's beautiful... It's beautiful... It's beautiful, it's true.
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Tests of the new Hangar fire sprinklers revealed an "R" missing out of the original Specification and the new hangar sprinkles system was a dismal failure.
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"Great idea Smithers - we can cancel the order for the bridging equipment now!"
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US urban camouflage special for May 17th.
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There wasn't any need for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" with Les Boys from 'F' Troop.
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(for the more sophisticated ppruners)
With the secret base at La Grande Jatte closing, Col. Seurat of the French Army revealed how they'd kept the tanks hidden for 50 years.
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US urban camouflage special for May 17th.
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There wasn't any need for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" with Les Boys from 'F' Troop.
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(for the more sophisticated ppruners)
With the secret base at La Grande Jatte closing, Col. Seurat of the French Army revealed how they'd kept the tanks hidden for 50 years.
In an effort to be more environmentally friendly the Top Gear production team descide that after their next 'Lets run a tank over a Caravan / Morris Minor / Lada ' stunt there will be more of the victim left
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Latest Audi advert promoting the benefits of the 10 in car air bag system is met with typical overkill by Bae when asked to quote for the next tank crew survivability in combat modifications
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A little too late for Christmas Lego bring out the new Abrams M1-A1 made up with the little colourfull squares
or (finally thank god for tonight
In an effort to reduce the rising costs it is descided to let the Russian team build the fuctioning part and NASA add on all the rough terrain survivablity outer shell for the joint mission to mars Rover
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Latest Audi advert promoting the benefits of the 10 in car air bag system is met with typical overkill by Bae when asked to quote for the next tank crew survivability in combat modifications
or
A little too late for Christmas Lego bring out the new Abrams M1-A1 made up with the little colourfull squares
or (finally thank god for tonight
In an effort to reduce the rising costs it is descided to let the Russian team build the fuctioning part and NASA add on all the rough terrain survivablity outer shell for the joint mission to mars Rover
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Well you said you were shipping out oversees, so we wrapped it in multi colour bubble wrap for you.
Complexity of the Spec's just seemed to well......balloon!