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Old 24th Sep 2008, 12:05
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Despite getting hopelessly lost in his first outing since coming out of retirement, Lance insisted on maintaining his high standards for the finishing line.

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Old 24th Sep 2008, 13:56
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>further attempt to rob ACW599<

Disgraceful But very funny though.

Something along the lines of "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy" comes to mind.
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Old 24th Sep 2008, 20:12
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US special forces operative in an undercover attempt to prove that yanks do understand irony.
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Old 25th Sep 2008, 10:26
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...our Middle East correspondent graphically illustrated how scared he really was... since going to press the yellow streak was just down the back.
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Bin Laden's current most pressing assignment!
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Old 28th Sep 2008, 21:30
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Now that everyones nodded off its time to judge.

In 3rd place it's Pingdit with:
'Irish Rangers covert observation post feared doomed to failure in Afghanistan'....
In 2nd place it's ShyTorque with:
US special forces operative in an undercover attempt to prove that yanks do understand irony.
And the winner is ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ..............................................

Rather be Gardening with:

The Judean People's Liberation Front version of the Sermon on the Mount: 'Blessed are the crease-makers'.
'Blessed are the crease-makers' did it for me, hehe. Over to you for the next leg RBG.
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 08:35
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Here we go ......

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Old 29th Sep 2008, 08:49
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"Someone isn't using Amplex"
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 09:13
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Hey, Air Force, would you mind changing your name?
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 09:33
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"God, sometimes I wish I could be like Amy Winehouse and just get completely mashed off my tits, don't you?"
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 09:36
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The wench on the right looking at the book says:

"Gosh, that bird in the book has a cock just like mine"
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 10:13
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Ok ladies, final question. As part of your international duties, would you be prepared to work with Brazilians?

P1
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 10:33
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I can't believe we've both come to this seminar wearing exactly the same outfit!!!
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....and once you've murdered your husband, keeping his body secret is of upmost importance - my book explains exactly how to do that!
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Girl on right thinking
"Gluten free? Ok so you can get gluten free bread and stuff.
But where the hell am I going to find a gluten free cock to suck on"?

(The book is about a gluten free diet btw - I researched )
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 12:35
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Chapter 3 Bessie's Boss's Body Secrets


you'll find his most sensitive spot is just about here, or on his epaulette; really sensitive guys tend to pull it all the time. When they have one on each shoulder, they're called Chips.

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Old 29th Sep 2008, 12:46
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.....and ever since I super-glued my thumbnail to this plank I've had to carry it over my shoulder!
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 13:24
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"and there's no need to ask if he's a pilot - he'll tell you soon enough"

"remember before you go to Kandahar that for Afghan cultural reasons you must have a full Brazillian"
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 13:29
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"Well if you get on Merlins a throat-mike will cover your Adam's Apple".
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Old 29th Sep 2008, 13:33
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"This year aircrew are liking the nipped-in-at-the-waist look for their flying overalls. You''ll notice that not many male aircrew have a waist, though."
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