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Old 31st Dec 2012, 09:39
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While reviewing the 'Hawkeye' footage the 3rd umpire discovers Englands secret response to 'Bodyline' bowling

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Just released 50 year old secret papers reveal Aldermaston weapons establishment team manage to link 'duck' and 'cover' to atomic blast survival and cricket terms
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 10:07
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The Duke of Edinburgh attends this years Boxing Day pheasant shoot
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Pilot Officer Scroggins lines up on the oche, for the first go at the RAF inter squadron airborne Darts Match
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 12:55
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This confirms it....If it looks good...it will fly good!
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 12:57
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Stonewall this Boycott, ya pommie bastard!!!
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Loadie in doorway; "Excuse me...is this Woomera?"
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 14:24
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...Just snag the bowler Hank…
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 15:22
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Brett Lee reckons he can bowl faster than a rocket, and thus the great test began....
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 22:15
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The Queen: You know a new motor would be nice, maybe something a bit faster than the old Rolls, and the Best Of British engineering of course .......

Secretary to the Queen: Already in hand, Your Majesty, in fact I happen to know it is being picked up as we speak.
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 22:31
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@Cattletruck - may there be many Kiwis laughing at that!

I'd love to hear the actual story of this one after the judging, however....

"Look, I know AVPIN is rocket fuel, but this is ridiculous"

Ready, fire, aim....

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Old 1st Jan 2013, 09:02
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Sir, I think the flight briefing was a little too brief - the crew were just told that the drinks trolley was the thing with the wheels on it ...
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Old 1st Jan 2013, 09:06
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I say, I really must object. Disrupting the match like that - well it is just not cricket ...
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Old 1st Jan 2013, 13:18
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Roger knew something was amiss when he realised he was the only one who shouted "Mine!"...
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Old 1st Jan 2013, 16:49
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The RAF swore to never look foolish on 'Top Gear' again.
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Old 1st Jan 2013, 17:42
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The fitting of the spire on Coventry Cathedral takes an unexpected turn...
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The Defence Concepts and Doctrine Centre thought they had a world-beater with their mobile SAM scheme.
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A fine pair of Bristols!
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Old 1st Jan 2013, 19:57
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It was the worst case of ball tampering the MCC had ever seen.
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Old 2nd Jan 2013, 04:12
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Crieky the Air Force is well hung...


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Old 2nd Jan 2013, 19:52
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And from that day forward Willy, the grounds keeper, never delayed moving the sight screen again!
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Old 2nd Jan 2013, 20:38
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The Red's having other obligations....and the NAAFI Wagon being U/S.....the Helicopter Lads had a great idea!
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