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Ok once more and you'd better pull the rabbit out this time, sitting next to the Mummified remains of Ted Heath from your last attempt is giving me the willies, and I can't believe you pulled out Michael Foot before that, luckily he looks asleep sitting behind us."
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"And for my next party trick, I present Ballroom dancing"
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"That reminds me, one must ask cook to get in some Greek yoghurt"
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"Stroke it.....STROKE IT... That is what one has servants for"
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Good morning fellow Captioneers from a very dank, dark and cold Cell here at the Tower of London ... So here are the winners of this round in reverse order ... See you soon chaps 
3rd Place to Wensleydale for his completely Non-PC offering of
2nd Place to Danny42C for his very clever offering that most definitely works on 'two levels' of interpretation 
1st Place and WINNER is Tashengurt ... which nearly caused respiratory failure this end on first read 
Over to you Tash ... PM sent ...
Best ...
Coff.
PS. Buster ... We've got to get Nutty some professional help I think
3rd Place to Wensleydale for his completely Non-PC offering of
Is that a slitty eye ?
You wash - I'll dry !
Phillip you've tweed yourself !
Best ...
Coff.
PS. Buster ... We've got to get Nutty some professional help I think
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Danny ...
+24 HR Radio Silence from Tash. Might I suggest if we don't hear from him by say 18:00 UK Local today ... You go ahead and post a pic for Tash to judge
Coff.
+24 HR Radio Silence from Tash. Might I suggest if we don't hear from him by say 18:00 UK Local today ... You go ahead and post a pic for Tash to judge
Coff.
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We've got to get Nutty some professional help I think
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Avoid imitations
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Feeling the cold, old chap?
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Tashengurt,
I'm a bit late - if you have something on the stocks, please go ahead - otherwise let's throw this (kindly supplied by Geriaviator) to the wolves.
All yours to judge ! (wer der wahl hat, hat der qual)
Danny.
PS: Oh, dear ! It's too big ! I don't know what to do ! Can anybody fix ? D.
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Which swine flu that
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"I say Scroggins can you shift over, you have your foot in my mouth."
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Try pulling the udder one