Good morning fellow Captioneers from a very dank, dark and cold Cell here at the Tower of London ... So here are the winners of this round in reverse order ... See you soon chaps
3rd Place to
Wensleydale for his completely Non-PC offering of
Is that a slitty eye ?
2nd Place to
Danny42C for his very clever offering that most definitely works on 'two levels' of interpretation
You wash - I'll dry !
1st Place and WINNER is
Tashengurt ... which nearly caused respiratory failure this end on first read
Phillip you've tweed yourself !
Over to you Tash ... PM sent ...
Best ...
Coff.
PS. Buster ... We've got to get Nutty some professional help I think