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Old 26th Aug 2014, 12:34
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No Ma'am it's not a Daimler
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 13:00
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Do you mean I have to do all four before luncheon
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 13:21
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I practise on my corgi toys.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 13:25
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Of course I need to know how to change a wheel....when I am Queen I may have to sack the Chief of the Air Staff!
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Even Royalty cannot get away without punishment for saying snarky things about Nutty!
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 13:48
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Sigh, 'One day, my Prince will come'.

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Not the first time one's heard 'Brace yourself Elizabeth.'

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Just making sure one's nuts aren't loose.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 14:04
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I think my sister Margaret would be better at this, she'll screw the nuts off anything.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 14:04
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Wish I'd joined the Para's.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 14:34
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Nutloose- you naughty boy, you know that is only a rumour. But then there was the socialite believed to have small part in Charley's Aunt
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 15:04
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"I say Sergeant, it simply won't start and why is everyone larfing at one?"
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 15:45
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"Yes Ma'am, we 'eard you were part of the Battenburg family, so Alf painted your family badge on the wing to make you's feel at 'ome like, you's were lucky like, 'e just managed to grab the last slice of cake t' copy"
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 16:43
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Nutty,
I think you've already won it with your reference to Margaret.
I could not stop laughing.


p.s. I think even Her Maj would be amused.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 16:49
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No - I've not had a flat before - unless you include Balmoral, Sandringham, Windsor........
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Can't I have a Squadron Leader to do this for me?
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Nutty,
I think you've already won it with your reference to Margaret.
I could not stop laughing.
But under Buster's updated rules, imprisonment in the Tower makes one ineligible to win.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 20:58
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"Talking about imprisonment in the Tower, the next man who sends me to the Stores for a left-handed screwdriver is a cert !"

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Old 26th Aug 2014, 21:19
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Elizabeth wasn't going to make the mistake of asking for a big Phillips again.


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Old 26th Aug 2014, 21:53
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"That little man with loose nuts said my sister would tighten them up and make him stand to attention."
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"One appears to have run over a corgi."
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 22:25
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"I don't know Sarge, all this playing with nuts is all Greek to me."
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