Caption competition
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Originally Posted by Nutty
The boys were not amused to find that the guest speaker was Adolf Hitler reading passages from his book Mien kamph.
... reading from his book "I'm Camp"
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The new CO 'does the new broom' speech:
"Right, which idiot removed the light shades, I want them replacing."
Adjutant: 'Ahem, that would be the old CO, Sir, we had them previous to that, the CO before him insisted on them.'
"Right, which idiot removed the light shades, I want them replacing."
Adjutant: 'Ahem, that would be the old CO, Sir, we had them previous to that, the CO before him insisted on them.'
"OK chaps, the Target for Tonight will probably have a greater effect on Air Force effectiveness than anything in the war so far.....Main Building!"
"Sir, would the Primary Aiming Point be the Squadron Leader Poster's Office, by any chance?"
"It would"
"Sir, would the Primary Aiming Point be the Squadron Leader Poster's Office, by any chance?"
"It would"
..And the final item on the meeting agenda is to remind you all to keep an eye out for the PPRuNe camera...apparently they are looking for a new caption comp picture....so stay alert chaps!
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