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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 13:23
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US Navy agrees to assist with Typhoon Carrier Deck landing trial
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 14:05
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The US Navy's decision to recycle all toilet paper was not going down well with the crew...
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 14:22
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622, that's a classic
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 15:17
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The new team building tug-of-war was proving troublesome.
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 15:36
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It was only AFTER the event that the REAL size of 00's underwear became apparent.
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 15:59
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"What time did you say Prince William's Chinook was landing on?"
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 16:19
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USA builds world's biggest rubber band after Putin claims Russia has biggest paperclip.
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 17:22
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With the ship pitching up to 85 degrees, the crew unfurled the patented 'butterfly net' to desperately try to catch the F18s flying off the deck.
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 19:01
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Japanese sailors prepare to capture MOTHRA!!
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 19:52
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The crew decided to display all the thongs they had got hold of while on shore leave!
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 20:04
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The Health and Safety Police heard that 00 was due on the next flight in and insisted on appropriate precautions!
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 20:35
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In a bid to improve sales, 'Victoria's Secrets' aims for the 'mass' market.
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 21:01
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"It's only Swiss Des after all. Let him jump, I say".
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Old 22nd Apr 2008, 21:49
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"So let me just get this hook failure drill clear.... you reckon I call "BARRIER, BARRIER" and just aim for the chap in the red jumper?
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Old 23rd Apr 2008, 08:38
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Navy Brass responded in typical fashion when the troops asked for better 'net access.

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Old 23rd Apr 2008, 09:00
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U.S. Navy prepare to greet Stevie Wonder whose flying himself in to entertain the troops!
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Old 23rd Apr 2008, 09:21
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Hmmm! Might as well give a call of "MAY BE" instead of MAY DAY!
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Old 25th Apr 2008, 11:46
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This one clearly ran out of steam.

And so, the winner is:

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The US Navy's decision to recycle all toilet paper was not going down well with the crew...
way you go 622
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Old 25th Apr 2008, 15:36
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Thank you kind Sir...

Hope this is a new one...

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Old 25th Apr 2008, 15:39
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'Dambusters' re-make briefing room set.............
 



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