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Old 27th Nov 2012, 02:22
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"Boss, we've found you phone......yes, we did have to remove some of the trim to get to it!"

Haha! That was good.
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 06:39
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I told you it wasn't a nice neighborhood to park overnight, they stripped all the copper out of it.
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 08:10
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"Yeah, and I'm telling you that 3 parachutes aren't enough.."


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Old 28th Nov 2012, 08:40
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"Hi, is that Direct Line?"
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 09:09
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Boss, I dunno what happened.. it just sort of came apart in me hands!
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 10:26
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 11:39
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"Nah, honest....it'll buff right out..."
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 12:02
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"Nah, not much happening here. How's your day going?"
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 12:13
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So, its just the RAF who think they can do a 'Barrel Roll' huh!!
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 16:55
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"Hello is that Dodgy Daves Motors? Think I've got a couple of T60's that will "Cut and Shunt" OK. Yep, slight damage after a bump"
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 17:39
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'yeh Boss,.......some t*t put shell optimax in it.........'
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 18:12
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"I told the Boss that delivering an MBT via HALO wouldn't work, but he didn't listen".
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 18:48
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"Welcome to he Uralvagonzavod Factory Help Desk. Your call is important to us. Please listen carefully to this menu as the options have changed..."
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Old 28th Nov 2012, 22:46
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Hi Boss! Remember how we p1ssed ourselves laughing at the wheel clamper's last week, well they've changed tactics..
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Old 29th Nov 2012, 09:52
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Despite Mr Abramovich hiring additional security, Chelsea fans show their displeasure at the hiring of Rafa Benitez.
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Old 29th Nov 2012, 11:10
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"Yes, I'd like to report a hit & run...the other vehicle? Well, I didn't get his rego, but I believe it was an A-10...no, not an Audi..."
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Old 29th Nov 2012, 14:50
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uh....can you hear me now?
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Old 29th Nov 2012, 15:35
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One forward and five reverse gears, made by Fiat and abandoned ... yep must be the Italian Army
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Old 29th Nov 2012, 17:30
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Scoring tomorrow night if that's ok with you guys, some good entries and nice to see some fresh faces
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Old 29th Nov 2012, 18:02
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Churchill ? 'Ohhh no no no' ...
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