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Old 14th Oct 2014, 07:02
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Sod 'Feng shui' ... I want it back on it's tracks NOW !
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 07:04
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WIWOL we did a 'Barrel Roll' like this ... Ooo crap !
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 07:17
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Following a misprint in their invitation to speak at the Joint Services Conference, the army delegation gave their presentation on "The Roll of the Tank in Modern Warfare".
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Apparently Glorious Leader KJU was reported in the Western Press as suffering from a mild 'discomfort' ... too right he was
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That 'll teach Clarkson to drive through Korea in a T55 with the number plate IMJ 1 N.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 08:40
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OK, Who let the woman drive.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 09:38
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"So...how was your weekend Bob?"

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Ok, we've solved the vulnerability of the turret armour. What's next?

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Umm...we should make tracks...

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Right. Phil just said the AA will be here in 20 minutes...tic tac toe anyone?
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 10:17
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"A bit less right aileron on the round out next time Hoskins".
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 10:24
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I don't care if you wanted a mention by Lynn Bowles on the Ken Bruce show - this is not how you get a signed photograph!
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I have told you before about the dangers of watching Western Television...you will not pull on random levers shouting "Exterminate" again.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 10:47
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Yes, it look silly, but Glorious Commander says it's ploy to trick Imperialist pilot into climbing in to ground..
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Now I know how a Turtle feels.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 13:22
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Yes, I know the tank is upside down, but after we burrow through the Earth the tank will be the right way up when we invade Australia.
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Yeh ... BAe reckon it needs anti-spinning strakes
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 14:09
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"Look - there's the problem - it tripped over this pebble!"
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Yep ... I know what the problem is ... Barrel Erectile Dysfunction
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 15:00
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The problem started in workshops - they fitted the wrong sort of inverter...
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Today's technical challenge is Mary's Upside Down Cake.
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The problem soon became apparent when the crew noted the driver was sporting a white cane.
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