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Old 4th Nov 2017, 12:54
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"When I told you to fly straight and level, Hoskins, ..... Oh, never mind ....!"


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Old 4th Nov 2017, 12:57
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"I told you that bloody watch of yours was too heavy !"
 
Old 4th Nov 2017, 12:59
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"And that concludes Lesson One on A Hesitation Roll !"
 
Old 4th Nov 2017, 13:14
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I think I have the wrong trousers Gromit!
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 13:19
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"No, no, it's definitely not working. I can still feel gravity."
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 15:24
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Can you get someone to turn this 90 degrees clockwise please
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The new training program had all the Trainees on edge.
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"Hey, look, it's Luke Sidewalker!"
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 21:25
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Might this possibly explain what happened to Buster Crabbe?...
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 22:16
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Equity's demand for marionettes to be replaced by real actors creates more jobs for engineers than for actors.
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 22:22
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 22:23
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Irish armed forces undergoing extensive acclimatisation prior to deploying to Equatorial Guinea.
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 22:25
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Trumps recruits train for the new border wall patrolling.
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Old 4th Nov 2017, 22:27
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When you said If I volunteer I would get a couple of side arms, I thought you meant a gun.
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Now that you are used to walking the equator- wait till we send you down under !!
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Old 5th Nov 2017, 02:29
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Holy Smokes Batman! Everyone is copying us now!!!
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Old 5th Nov 2017, 06:49
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"I told you we shouldn't have bought those laser gyros at Home Depot."
"But they were on sale!"
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The suspense is killing me
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Old 5th Nov 2017, 11:14
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Finally, incontrovertible proof NASA faked the moon landings.
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What's that whistling sound?
I think it's the air leaking out of the lace holes in his boots!
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