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2nd Nov 2019, 13:37
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Brexit? I'll give Boris the Blade a Brexit he'll...

Brexit? I'll give Boris the Blade a Brexit he'll remember.
29th Oct 2019, 11:52
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Posted By Surplus

Does anybody else feel like a little giggle when...

Does anybody else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends Woy Wogers and Twigger?
23rd Oct 2019, 12:32
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Posted By Surplus

I don't care if you are having a 'Condor Moment'...

I don't care if you are having a 'Condor Moment' - you can't leave it here!
27th Jul 2019, 20:30
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Posted By Surplus

When I said 'Does my bum look big in this'? There...

When I said 'Does my bum look big in this'? There wasn't a 'Phone a friend' option.
5th Jul 2019, 13:22
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Posted By Surplus

With Freddie as tail gunner, Paddie on 'props',...

With Freddie as tail gunner, Paddie on 'props', Sabine as backup dancer and Harris in charge of sound, Season 27 was looking good.
2nd Jun 2019, 13:33
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Posted By Surplus

If Anthony Worrall Thompson is on the Starboard...

If Anthony Worrall Thompson is on the Starboard wing, Gordon F****** Ramsay must be on the Port. Get him inside now, tell him I want 4 portions of deep fried sweet n sour Kimchi, half rice, half...
11th Apr 2019, 13:14
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Posted By Surplus

Hoskins, get formed up right now, it's Egypt, you...

Hoskins, get formed up right now, it's Egypt, you won't need a jumper.
14th Mar 2019, 13:58
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Posted By Surplus

Foam carpet, I'll give'm foam carpet.

Foam carpet, I'll give'm foam carpet.
10th Jan 2019, 12:37
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Posted By Surplus

With no funding for the wall, the order was given...

With no funding for the wall, the order was given to take out any Sombrero or Michelada within 100m.
2nd Oct 2018, 14:11
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Posted By Surplus

So it's made entirely from Meccano 1 and 2 Kits...

So it's made entirely from Meccano 1 and 2 Kits and twelve Sainsbury 'Bags for Life'?
27th Apr 2018, 00:17
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Posted By Surplus

The theatre group, Legz Akimbo, describe the new...

The theatre group, Legz Akimbo, describe the new forum layout through the medium of improv.
24th Apr 2018, 10:14
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Posted By Surplus

Pontypool Runnings.

Pontypool Runnings.
21st Apr 2018, 13:48
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Posted By Surplus

5 Sqn in-flight rations and entertainment waiting...

5 Sqn in-flight rations and entertainment waiting for collection at Whenuapai.
14th Apr 2018, 15:02
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Posted By Surplus

If ET had been set in Yorkshire. Gan yam!

If ET had been set in Yorkshire. Gan yam!
26th Mar 2018, 12:51
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Posted By Surplus

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step...

It's just a jump to the left,
and then a step to the right,
with your hands on your hips,
you bring your knees in tight,
but it's the pelvic thrust,
that really drives you insane.
10th Nov 2017, 06:52
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Posted By Surplus

The Army's version of Battleships. ...

The Army's version of Battleships.

Apparently we're C3.
10th Nov 2017, 06:48
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Posted By Surplus

Sarge, have you got the kite? The website...

Sarge, have you got the kite?

The website says "Morecambe offers you the chance to enjoy the many pleasures of the seaside, whether it’s flying kites, building sandcastles or enjoying the views...
24th Oct 2017, 11:27
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Posted By Surplus

Sound General Quarters, we got a bogey inbound. ...

Sound General Quarters, we got a bogey inbound.

or

The original 'play through' deck.
29th Aug 2017, 12:42
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Posted By Surplus

Flaps to takeoff? Hat, Coat.

Flaps to takeoff?

Hat, Coat.
25th Jul 2017, 22:23
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Posted By Surplus

Honestly Hauptmann, when I said she's an ugly...

Honestly Hauptmann, when I said she's an ugly Fokker, I was talking about the aircraft, not your wife.
22nd Jul 2017, 13:12
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Posted By Surplus

If we could only separate them, get them side by...

If we could only separate them, get them side by side, photograph them from behind, add a couple of external diesels, call it Airlander and people would finally realise that pigs could fly.
15th Sep 2016, 00:08
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Posted By Surplus

Satchmo hasn't felt the same since he lost his...

Satchmo hasn't felt the same since he lost his Horn.
7th Jun 2016, 03:21
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Posted By Surplus

We think these souvenirs are rubbish, but Walt...

We think these souvenirs are rubbish, but Walt Disney.
30th May 2016, 22:53
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Posted By Surplus

With Mythbusters down to just the two of them,...

With Mythbusters down to just the two of them, they had to try and solve more than one myth simultaneously.
21st May 2016, 13:48
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Surplus

Oh no, I've got my eyebrow caught in the focusing...

Oh no, I've got my eyebrow caught in the focusing knob again. (With a nod to a certain commissioned Air Eng on the kipper fleet - I promised not to tell anybody, but I think the 25 year limit is up,...
21st May 2016, 00:58
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Surplus

Wg Cdr Smyth-Cum-Lightly was deeply honoured to...

Wg Cdr Smyth-Cum-Lightly was deeply honoured to be officiating when the light at the end of the tunnel was formally extinguished.
16th May 2016, 21:52
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Posted By Surplus

He had a sneaky feeling that 'Test Week' wasn't...

He had a sneaky feeling that 'Test Week' wasn't gender neutral.
8th May 2016, 00:00
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Posted By Surplus

In my day, two pencils up the nose, underpants on...

In my day, two pencils up the nose, underpants on the head and saying 'Wibble' was de rigueur.
5th May 2016, 00:34
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Posted By Surplus

Private Baldrick: I have a plan, sir. Captain...

Private Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?
23rd Apr 2016, 02:00
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Posted By Surplus

After the successful 'Yes' vote in the 2nd...

After the successful 'Yes' vote in the 2nd referendum, Morag McTavish, the Scottish Defence minister, inspects the Scottish Air Force.
9th Apr 2016, 01:17
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Posted By Surplus

Now Hammond, May and Clarkson have gone, the Top...

Now Hammond, May and Clarkson have gone, the Top Gear budget doesn't stretch to decent cameramen, the pedal car V jet framing left much to be desired.
20th Mar 2016, 10:15
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Posted By Surplus

See that red knob? - Don't pullet! ....... I...

See that red knob? - Don't pullet!
.......
I said Phantom not Bantam.
.......
I say, I say, I say three greens, boy.
16th Mar 2016, 22:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,976,345
Posted By Surplus

Ok, we found the 'long stand', the 'bottle of...

Ok, we found the 'long stand', the 'bottle of K9P', it's just the 'tartan paint' to find now.
15th Mar 2016, 21:34
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Views: 10,976,345
Posted By Surplus

Dammit Wensleydale, I'd just made up a couple of...

Dammit Wensleydale, I'd just made up a couple of Spock jokes myself.
10th Mar 2016, 20:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,976,345
Posted By Surplus

What are you doing with that monkey on your...

What are you doing with that monkey on your webbing?

S'not a monkey Sir, it's an Alsatian.

Shut up Smithers, I was talking to the dog.
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