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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 12:09
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It may be called a dogleg but you're still not doing the flying...
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 13:00
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Man: "So you say your great-great-great granddad was a pilot too, shot down the Red Baron I believe".

Dog: "Yeh that's right, they even named a plane after him"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 14:02
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"What a dog!"
"Thank you buddy"
"I wasn't referring to you...."
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 14:36
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Tracey Curtis-Taylor (left, without make up) picks up some navigation tips from Ewald Gritsch during her solo trip across Africa.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 14:40
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What do you mean "I can't put my head out of the window?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 14:40
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"Are you sure we should be playing blindmans it'll buff out?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 15:14
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"Whaddaya mean, FIDO is a thing of the past?"

"Yes, he got run over!"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 16:41
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I must have misheard. I could have sworn they said you were a "FIFO" pilot.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 17:25
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Mutley still enjoyed the occasional flight in retirement with or without the pigeon to chase.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 17:41
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Geoff was beginning to think that his new Thai mail order bride didn't look much like her picture on the internet.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 18:07
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Guy gave his trusty friend a few tips just before the Dams raid.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 18:25
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I don't care who your previous owner was, you can't use the "N" word as a call sign.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 19:58
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Psssst... It's not just the hostie down the back that likes it doggy fashion.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 20:03
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"Please Captain, refrain from licking your balls in front of the passengers."
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 20:26
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NO- you cannot dive on that squirrel !
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 21:25
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"The word is ROGER, not ROVER"
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 06:50
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Humping my leg does not entitle you to join the Mile High Club...
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 06:54
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"I love the smell of wet dog in the morning!"

"Woof? (Really?)"

"Why do you think the bloody windows are open..."
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 08:02
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Of course it's safe, I'm wearing a hi vis jacket.
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 09:14
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"Look, if you want me to 'bring the stick back gently,' you have to throw it for me first."
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