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Old 26th Nov 2017, 12:48
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Old 26th Nov 2017, 13:41
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"Here we are at 1,000 ft, just poodling along ...."
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 08:19
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Last call Ladies & Gents! We've had some cracking entries on this one so it's going to be tough. As always, bribes accepted....
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 08:24
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Apparently I was meant to take a famil with one of the "Sky Gods" but I think the chap behind the desk is a touch dyslexic.
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 09:08
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I thought I was going to be flying with the Padré - but his dog collar does not have studs in it like yours. It won't stop me praying for salvation, though. . .
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 12:46
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'When I said, "Ok, you're P1", I didn't mean for you to.......Well, you'll just have to sit in it now 'til we land'
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 16:07
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Now that I've taught you to throw sticks- its your turn to teach me to to use it or I'll bite !
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 17:01
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Get me out of here!!! Cesar Millan wants to put me on a tread mill.
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 05:34
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Listen, Bloggs, I know you are trying your best on this A2 upgrade ride, but the correct way to encourage your student is not "Who's a good boy, then?"
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 06:53
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Okay, well...as there were no bribes forthcoming, we'll go back to the old fashioned judging method...

Really strong entries for this one, many a good chuckle was had!

Special mention to Treadigraph with

BEagle's cover had been well and truly blown...
In Third place & the Sniff yer Backside award...Nutty with

"Well this makes a change, flying a cargo plane full of dog shit out of Hong Kong, but prepackaged"
In second place and the Lick your own...never mind, award...Squeaker with

Geoff was beginning to think that his new Thai mail order bride didn't look much like her picture on the internet.
But our winner this round, doing themselves & the CST proud is...Pontious Navigator with

Where did you say the target was? NK? You're all right, they would only make you a POW.
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 12:02
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Bah! Off to lick my....wounds.
Well done Pontious!
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 15:17
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Many thanks Buster, however as squeaker fought a good fight may I ask squeaker to post the next pic.



I am actually working off a phone so can't get a picture.
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 17:33
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Congratulations everyone and double congrats to PN a worthy winner.

Enjoyed that one.
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 18:03
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Ah, ok, thanks PN, as I'm suffused with Royal Wedding fever, try this:
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 18:20
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Is that your little gun Harry?
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 18:36
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You can tell he's having fun at his wedding - his panzer down!
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 18:46
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Despite Pres. Trump's state visit coinciding with a Royal Wedding, the happy couple are determined to not to invite him, and take precautions against gate-crashers.
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 19:29
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Wonder if there's one up the spout?
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 19:51
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When he said he'd be behind her all the way, this wasn't exactly what she had in mind
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Old 28th Nov 2017, 19:54
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"Into the breech we go!"

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