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Old 17th Oct 2016, 08:32
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 12:01
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 12:46
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By Gawd....Georgie Patton would have loved this....nearly instant Troops on Target with lots of Blood and Guts in the process!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 13:12
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Pvt. Cletus eyed the approaching armourers with some trepidation, wondering what exactly a "pull through" might entail.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 13:18
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Pvt. Sabot was soon to discover what it was like to be discarded.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 13:23
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 13:41
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Err, no...that's not what I meant by polishing the barrel....
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 13:52
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"Yes sir. Private Hobart, sir. Thinks he's funny, apparently."
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 14:44
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"Misguided Missile ?"
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 14:45
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 14:46
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"In a moment, we're going to test your core strength by removing the strap that's holding your feet up, and after five minutes, we're going to remove your jacket. If you can stay there for five minutes after that, you've passed."
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 14:51
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"Dulce et decorum est...........No, it's NOT !"
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 15:18
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It's all right - they're only going to use a dummy round in the breech. I distinctly heard them say "dummy" when they hung me up here. And you can rely on your mates, can't you?
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 15:55
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Laser sights turned out to be so much better
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 16:34
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And I think, its gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find....

Wait, wrong song.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 16:44
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Major I'm truly sorry!
I didn't know she was your daughter, honest!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 16:55
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"This muzzle loading malarkey will never catch on you know"
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 17:07
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"And you say this will qualify me for the new rules on the Long Service and Good Conduct medal?"
"Oh I should think so , you volunteered and 17,000 yards is a long way"
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 19:39
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The armourer had finally found an individual of the right calibre.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 19:45
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