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Old 4th May 2016, 18:10
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Forget Bomber Harris - we've got Massey Harris on our side!
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Hoskins found that with this shopping trolley he was always in pole position at the checkout !
 
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Call me 'Dave' decides that perhaps he should send Donald Trump a small gift ahead of him securing the Republican Party nomination
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"No, Sir, this does not qualify as a Wheelchair, and you can not have a Blue Badge !"

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Old 4th May 2016, 19:24
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Not so much a Panzer, more of a Kätzchen !
 
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Postman Pat said, "I know there's a war on, but the mail will still get through."
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"Excuse me, Sir, but where does the Sergeant sit?"
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"PzKpfw II? ... stuff them, we're British!!"
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The original Chelsea Tractor
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"There's a real tank coming along, Hoskins - I should make tracks, if I were you !"
 
Old 4th May 2016, 21:11
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The Blues and Royals were not well pleased with the new reconnaissance vehicle provided.
 
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Our new Dog Warden was allowed to specify his own personal protective equipment.
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Following the bender the night before, Hoskins wonders where the hell he got it from.
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James Blunt begins to wonder if the cavalry is his true calling.
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Private Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?
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Hoskins realised his dreams of promotion had been squashed and his annual assessment of " I foresee your career progressing forward a little and on track" wasn't what he had envisaged.
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BAe respond to the MOD's request for a cheap and effective mole killer to use on the lawns at the MOD HQ's
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