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Old 10th Jun 2018, 20:03
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(Following Nutty (#48576) :-

"What shall we tell your Mama ?
What shall we tell your Pa ?
What shall we tell all our friends
When they go: "Ooh, là là ?"
 
Old 10th Jun 2018, 23:04
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"So this REALLY is the big hole in the ground where they take all those swimming pool holes from? And you are the main salesman for all these holes? Ohhhh, take me NOW!"
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 07:35
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Bruce.
Yes.
Would you be able to live the rest of your life with only one hand?
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 10:49
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How can you tell the man is the pilot?
It's parked between the lines.
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 10:52
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One day, all this will be yours!
No thanks.
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 11:08
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"I could fall for you in a big way, Victoria!"
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 11:30
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Madge began to worry when Rodger asked which direction West was!
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 11:50
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"Well this digeree don't"
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 11:51
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"Take a good look at it , because it's the only great virgin expanse you're going to see this evening"
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 11:54
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"Jeez listen to that dingo howl, are you related?"
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 12:00
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" I just love this time of day, so still and peaceful, if you look over there just past Woomera you will see the sun come up in all her glory"
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 17:13
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Listen.... what?.... listen to the silence....how can silence have a sound?
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 17:17
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Jeez this bush tucker is crap....the caviar is at the wrong temperature and the Fosters is brewed in Melbourne.......How bad is that
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Old 11th Jun 2018, 19:10
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Judging time,

Runner up is Kiltrash with...
Jeez this bush tucker is crap....the caviar is at the wrong temperature and the Fosters is brewed in Melbourne.......How bad is that
And the winner is Nutloose with...
"Ahhh bugger, I just remembered I am not night rated, it looks like we will have to stay the night"
Over to you Nutloose, The CST will be on its way to you at daybreak.
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Old 12th Jun 2018, 00:45
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous View Post


Over to you Nutloose, The CST will be on its way to you at daybreak.

NOOOOOOOOOO........... beaten again by Nutty !
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Old 12th Jun 2018, 11:47
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Discover a piece of aviation history, they said! Turns out its a Time Team dig and as usual the accommodation is, to say the least, basic and its raining cats and dogs so everything id covered in mud.
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Old 12th Jun 2018, 11:48
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THE ROYAL AIR FORCE, 1950-1969. © Crown copyright. IWM (RAF-T 9178) IWM Non Commercial License

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Old 12th Jun 2018, 11:50
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S'land, sorry i change it as I couldn't get a large version.... then i figured it out
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Old 12th Jun 2018, 12:13
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NutLoose,
No problem, I had just wanted to check what I thought was a spelling mistake and thought I had been dreaming.

Will go with
"OK Mr. Airfix,representative, you show me how this white thing is the same as the other engine."
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Old 12th Jun 2018, 12:16
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We left it right here! I don't know where it's gone.
Perhaps that's why it's called a Phantom?
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