Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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For the modern man in a hurry, the latest Audi includes an electric razor socket as standard. Mirrors and indicators are optional extras.
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After weeks of work in the shed, Chaz finally finished modifying Grandad's Mobility Scooter into something fit to be seen in.
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"Wake up Donald you're dreaming you are defending the Mexican wall again"
"Listen, mate, we both know you're holding a bit of cheap plastic in a darkened warehouse, but you need a look on your face that expresses terror, delight, courage, a military precision, mastery of technology, and a scholar's curiosity at exploring new worlds."
What projecting your naval power looks like when you award the contract for your warship construction to Sea-Doo.
Chris Grayling: "I have signed a contract with BAe for dozens of these fine cargo aircraft, modelled on a punt, to ferry in essential supplies."
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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The death of its star and a lack of beach-front charging points at Emerald Bay scupper Freddy Starr and Elon Musk's plans for Baywatch 2020...
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"Yes, target positively identified. Nobody could mistake the Houses of Parliament."
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Yes... I normally sit down... but I've got massive asteroids!
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How can I afford to avert inter-galactic catastrophies all the time, on that sort of money? You're my agent... so get them to up their offer, or I'm going back to the pub to watch the football...!
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