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Old 8th Dec 2019, 13:42
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Push, PUSH

after several years gestation the shed finally pushed one out.
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Old 8th Dec 2019, 13:44
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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"Who said 'stick it where the sun don't shine'"
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Old 8th Dec 2019, 13:58
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"Oh! The huge manatee!"
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Old 8th Dec 2019, 14:24
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10 pints and 2 extra hot vindaloos later.
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Old 8th Dec 2019, 14:34
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KY Jellykins was launched.

People never could figure why it was called that, as never had anything to do with Kentucky.
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 08:55
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Lady in boat:
"No George, watching this is not making me frisky...can we go now?"
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 10:04
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We bought this from the Englanders, nearly new. They made two and couldn't afford to run them both.
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 10:08
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When we attack America, we will be able to deploy to our FOB's, at the bridges in Madison County
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 10:12
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Avoid imitations
 
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Yes son, many years from now, people will still be trying to perfect this technology......and they'll still end up going pop in a hedge!
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 11:56
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Farnborough are stumped when the Germans ask can they use the wind tunnel.
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 11:58
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In an effort to speed the post at Christmas the Germans invent Air Mail. Next stop Lakehurst
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 12:03
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Airlander's Great Grandad gets off to a promising start
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 12:07
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"It was only half that size yesterday before they started polishing it."
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 12:08
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"They can only launch them when there is zero wind, they call it a still birth"
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 12:15
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Flooding around Cardington is nothing new...

Ttfn
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 14:15
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" I ordered it online off one of those sex toy websites, but I must have got the sizes mixed up, fair play to the Amazon delivery guy though, he tried to lob it in through the open bedroom window"
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 15:34
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Gnome de PPRuNe
 
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You know, burning the mess piano might not be such a good idea...
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 16:15
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While on a sales tour at Britain's Premier Airport, Croydon, The Authorities may need to re design the terminal facilities to handle the Zeppelins size
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 16:18
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Brains, I think you may need to re design Thunderbird 4 's facilities as a emergency landing ground for no 2's
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Old 9th Dec 2019, 16:20
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At times of danger Captain Ostrich would bury his head in the shed, If I cant see the threat then they cannot see me
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