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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:20
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Hoskins gets a final briefing before attempting a barrel roll.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:28
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And this demonstrates that the clipped wing Spit was an accident.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:30
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"So you thought you could fly through the eye of a needle did you"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:36
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"You need to change at south Kensington and pick up the old piccadilly line, that should see you through to Brompton Road station and the secret MOD HQ."
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:40
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"Remember Post Brexit your task is to take out any frog trains trying to come in under the channel"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:43
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"Remember the F35's up on the deck are just for show, far to expensive to lose in combat, you are the forefront of our aerial defence and will be fired our of the tube when needed"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:44
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"You didn't really think that the new Dyson fans had no moving parts did you?"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:46
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From a unseen episode of 'Allo' 'Allo' the reason the 2 Airmen, Fairfax and Carruthers ended up in Nouvion.
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Early trials of the Viper launch tube from Galactica
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I knew we do not have 2 seat trainers so this is the best we can do
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:50
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What really slowed up Crossrail is finally revealed from the TBM CCTV
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Early trials of Boeing MCAS showed promise but needed 80 years development
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Hoskings back to basic training, Pull back = blue. push down = Brown
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 12:52
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Early pressurisation trials where the aircraft is encased and tested for leaks does not go well
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 13:18
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Right, just run me through how you're setting the altimeter again?
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 13:48
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"As I said the RAF has been going down the tubes for years"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 13:49
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"Let's hope no one flushes or the sh*t will really hit the fan"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 14:46
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RAF provides proof that it owns the patent for Elon Musk's Hyperloop idea by dint of "prior art"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 15:53
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RAF provides proof that it owns the patent for Elon Musk's Hyperloop idea by dint of "prior art"
Elon Musk shows the Thai authorities his Cave Flood Rescue System...
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 16:08
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Biggles was feeling flushed with his latest exploits!
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 16:46
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White dressed man on wing,...'Hoskins just why did you insist on the flying helmet and wet celery for the ground trainer?
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Right now we close you up and take you to 5g and all you have to do is hold onto your dinner
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At the Biggin Hill aircrew selection centre Danny goes through aptitude training with honours
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 16:51
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" You put your right leg in, right leg out, in out in out and shake it all about"....Yes sir but what exactly does that have with flying,?...Damm nothing but if I don't the old leg seizes up, said Gp Capt Bader
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 16:54
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A quick peek into the R&D Department at Metro-Cammell reveals their latest idea for speeding up the London Underground system.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 16:55
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and when the Brits give us the Merlin Engine just watch this baby fly, well especially when we fit a prop

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