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Old 27th Aug 2017, 03:35
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New Uniform Regulations forbid the display of Garters above the knee.
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Old 27th Aug 2017, 11:13
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Well, it looks like that gender reassignment program that HR requested to satisfy its equality goals aint half as bad as we thought it would be Bob.
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Old 27th Aug 2017, 15:58
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"What do you mean, the circuits weren't as outstanding as the bumps?"
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Old 27th Aug 2017, 16:13
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It would seem that the Captain's CofG is a little too far forward.
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Old 27th Aug 2017, 16:20
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What happens when both pilots fall asleep and dream about who they'd rather have in the seat beside them.
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 16:18
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Despite the lowest wages in the industry, Bikini Airlines was absolutely swamped with applications.
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 16:22
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Strangely enough, every male pilot specifically requested the ground crew not to fix the broken air con.
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 16:25
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Captain, you have unaccounted double D cargo in the cockpit. I'm afraid I'll have to strip-search you.
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 19:30
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It's the small room at the front of the airplane, and stop calling me Shirley.
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 19:32
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I don't see why women can't be pilots. We have hair on our chests as well..
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 19:34
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We need some proper curtains in here Tracy.
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Old 28th Aug 2017, 19:40
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 02:10
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Now I remember the mnemonic for using the VOR, Tune, Identify, Track !

Thanks Girls
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 05:43
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I was asking if the trim was working, and.......never mind, let's use your trim!
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 06:46
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"Morning Hoskins. Today's lesson is how to perform a slow roll."
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 07:40
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Tower, we have lift off!
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 09:00
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Authorities never figured out how the Dolly Sisters were smuggling bags of drugs into the country
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 09:04
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I must say, neither of these two candidates look very promising. One has got hold of the yoke with the wrong hand (note the gentle finger and thumb hold) while the other is sitting between the two seats so that you cannot move the throttle without touching her knees.

I doubt whether they could ever be whipped into shape.
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 11:53
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"If Carlsberg made Pilots".....
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 12:42
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Flaps to takeoff?

Hat, Coat.
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