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Forum: Military Aviation
14th Aug 2015, 23:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond, ve expect...

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, ve expect you to fly...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Aug 2015, 00:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Unexpected items in the bagging area...

Unexpected items in the bagging area...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Apr 2015, 13:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

That's what happens when the afterburners are...

That's what happens when the afterburners are fitted back-to-front
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2015, 23:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

When I asked you to turn it through 180 degrees...

When I asked you to turn it through 180 degrees to swing the compass, that's not quite what I had in mind...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2015, 08:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Nice try, but you're still one hell of an ugly...

Nice try, but you're still one hell of an ugly aircraft...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2015, 12:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

As a special reward, the very best cartoon will...

As a special reward, the very best cartoon will be featured on the cover of the house magazine ...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2014, 09:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Special delivery for Mr Mellor - just tell him...

Special delivery for Mr Mellor - just tell him it's from the sweaty little ****!
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Oct 2014, 13:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Some say that gravity reverses as he approaches,...

Some say that gravity reverses as he approaches, but all we know is that he's called the Stig...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Oct 2014, 12:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

I know it's dress-down Friday, but couldn't I...

I know it's dress-down Friday, but couldn't I have kept my underpants on/
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Sep 2014, 09:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

I know you told Salmond where he could stick his...

I know you told Salmond where he could stick his Yes vote, but I never believed he would actually do it...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Sep 2014, 16:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

It's a bike rack for McBoris bikes

It's a bike rack for McBoris bikes
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2014, 14:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Old favourites

"Bit late on the round out there Hoskyns..."

"It'll buff out"

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing"

"Oi, look what you've done to my erection"

Hat, coat , where's the...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2014, 14:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

When the new extension to the aerospace museum...

When the new extension to the aerospace museum was completed, the Directors wished they'd checked the architect's references at his previous employer (LEGOLAND)
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Aug 2014, 18:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

We have almost succeeded in monopolising the...

We have almost succeeded in monopolising the PPRuNe caption competition. This will complete stage one of my cunning plan for world domination...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Aug 2014, 18:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

Have you tried switching it off and on again?
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Jul 2014, 12:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Three red bombs, hanging on the wing... ... ...

Three red bombs, hanging on the wing...
...
But if one red bomb, should accidentally fall,
There'll be no red bombs, and no bloody wing..
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jun 2014, 14:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

The chap in drag with his hands over his...

The chap in drag with his hands over his genitals: "Can someone reduce the size for me please - I can't seem to get it smaller"
Forum: Military Aviation
26th May 2014, 19:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Pigs can fly...

Pigs can fly...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2014, 12:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

To reduce flight training costs, the next...

To reduce flight training costs, the next generation of fighter pilots were told to simulate the scissors manoeuvre on the ground

However, getting a pro-dancer from 'Strictly...' to conduct the...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2014, 17:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Contingency rehearsals for the Great Leaders'...

Contingency rehearsals for the Great Leaders' funeral necessarily had to be kept secret...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2014, 16:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

The 3rd Foot and Mouth regiment was really up...

The 3rd Foot and Mouth regiment was really up against it as the talifannies advanced against them near the Khyber pass, but Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond was gambling that the Regiment's famous kilt-lift...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2014, 16:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Despite years of intensive training and a...

Despite years of intensive training and a barrow-load of taxpayer's money, the nav was still struggling to understand how twitter works
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2014, 10:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Corporal Punishment in action...

Corporal Punishment in action...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Mar 2014, 14:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

No chaps, you're not getting anywhere the other...

No chaps, you're not getting anywhere the other end of the crate until you learn to grow proper moustaches...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2014, 12:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

It's always best to be on the inside pissing out...

It's always best to be on the inside pissing out than on the outside pissing in
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2014, 09:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

It was the 1960s, and the RAF were determined to...

It was the 1960s, and the RAF were determined to show they had something that could fly lower than the Royal Navy's new Buccaneers...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2014, 00:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Ugh - look at those skidmarks...

Ugh - look at those skidmarks...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Dec 2013, 23:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

So are you seriously telling me that FAC...

So are you seriously telling me that FAC operations are going to be outsourced to a call centre in Bangalore?
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Dec 2013, 10:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

I know you young fellas will find this hard to...

I know you young fellas will find this hard to believe, but in those pre-H&S days we didn't even have hi-viz vests to protect us...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Dec 2013, 00:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Boing ... "Time for bed" said Zebedee ... Boing...

Boing ... "Time for bed" said Zebedee ... Boing ..
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Nov 2013, 22:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Remind me again boss - which knob is facebook and...

Remind me again boss - which knob is facebook and which one is twi**er?
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Nov 2013, 10:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

This time, Martin Baker really excelled itself...

This time, Martin Baker really excelled itself...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Oct 2013, 13:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Methinks it's time to slap on a bit more...

Methinks it's time to slap on a bit more suncream...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Oct 2013, 13:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

You wanted a bigger boat? Let's see how 'Jaws'...

You wanted a bigger boat?
Let's see how 'Jaws' deals with this one ...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Oct 2013, 14:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,975,780
Posted By EyesFront

Leadership task 15: Using the equipment provided...

Leadership task 15: Using the equipment provided (two short planks, 25 metres of 10mm rope, a box of matches and seven paperclips) you have 20 minutes to extract the elephant from the hole and get it...
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