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Old 26th Oct 2014, 23:46
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"That's a great costume Buster. You look like a complete ass!"

"What costume?"
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Old 26th Oct 2014, 23:54
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Some great, 'non winning' entries there guys...
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 00:04
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"You ass-ked for it!"
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 01:00
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Buster got worried when he overheard some Sicilian looking guys saying that the Godfather wanted another horse's head.
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 01:46
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Only a Whinny for Buster this time!
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 09:06
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Ok, lets call it...

Honourable mention to Surplus for:
Lady on the left: "I met him on an internet dating site, we never met before the wedding, he said he was hung like a horse."
Runner up to Bob for:
The American Army's try at establishing a Household Cavalry was nothing to shout about.
But this weeks winner, with extra points for a lack of gratuitous use of my moniker goes to Squeaker!
Can someone pass me a megaphone please?
I'm a little horse...
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 09:10
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Well played Squeaks
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 22:36
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Thanks Buster! Glad I managed to break through there...

Try this:
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:09
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Yes, he'll do for Command school.

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Thank Gawd I finally got this off my back!

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Missing Michael, Bubbles decided to join the Marines.
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:13
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The other white meat...

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Doc, you're gonna need a longer tape measure...

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Take your hands off me you damned dirty doctor...
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:31
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:38
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Mutual of Omaha stag films...
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:45
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Orbit done; where's my banana?
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:46
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Bubbles: "Wait...wait....ahhh, much better. Thank Gawd we used a Nappy eh?"
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Old 27th Oct 2014, 23:49
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Chimp:


..."and your chest waxing technique leaves a lot to be desired old chap!"


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"So you've fitted a roller skate on my right foot, what's going on the left, a bloomin pogo-stick?"
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Old 28th Oct 2014, 00:11
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Why yes, I do have the right stuff. It's in this handy packaging that I'm wearing....
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Old 28th Oct 2014, 00:51
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"It's time to put on make-up,
It's time to dress up right,
It's the WIWOL show tonight!"
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Old 28th Oct 2014, 00:55
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"Shrek! ShreK! SHREK! I'm a handsome donkey not a monkey! What have you let Rumpelstiltskin do this time?
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Old 28th Oct 2014, 00:59
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"That's another fine mess I've gotten myself into."
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Old 28th Oct 2014, 01:05
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Well you did say you needed a monkey to do a real sh*t job.
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