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Old 28th Sep 2014, 02:21
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Rover: "If I was really Mans Best Friend, do you think he'd bring me to this God forsaken place?"
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 04:49
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Phillip joined the RN, Edward the Marines, Andrew and Charles RN/RAF. Harry and Wills both fly choppers.

Me? I get stuck with Camilla...
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 14:32
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"Oh look, bones! Yum..."
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 15:24
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Ms Harharperson with clipboard stoops to examine something. Oh dear. Oh well, look on the bright side, no more early phone calls...
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 15:35
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Ok boots on the ground, can some one call Harriet Harman and let her know.








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Old 28th Sep 2014, 15:37
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Has anyone told the dog they don't have lamposts here.
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 15:43
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No it's not a BEagle ... It's a Springer Spanner
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 18:32
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Even a sniffer dog couldn't protect the doomed army patrol from the supposedly extinct, mammoth desert cane toad, which was rapidly sneaking up behind them...
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 19:06
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"Stop. Thief!... Someone's run off with Dick Dastardly's dog, Muttley!"
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 22:32
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Muttley: "Harriet, harriet, harriet."

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Old 28th Sep 2014, 22:34
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The patrol evacuates the vehicle after Muttley evacuates.
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Old 28th Sep 2014, 22:39
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"Sir, there's a Hairy Net Harpy on the sat. phone wanting an assurance that no live animals will be used."

"Why is Muttley digging? Ah. Tell her we have no live animals."
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 03:46
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After the failure of the two Beagle Rovers, the ESA try a new breed for their Mars mission.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 03:47
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A day in the life of Private Bloggins........Same sh*it, different day
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 03:50
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The bar to be eligable for the American Kennel Club finals was recently raised.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 09:58
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Finding a loop hole in the law, the Windsor hunt carried on using helicopters instead of horses!
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 10:21
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I only got sent here because I crapped in the Real Tennis court at Hampton Court Palace and Harry trod in it. What a dog's life.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 11:11
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The Gurkhas eyes lit up when they saw what they thought were fresh rations arriving.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 11:12
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Someone please tell that Wokka crew that this is not what was meant by the term "engage you in a dogfight".
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 11:35
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"I warned you, if your Dog craps in my helicopter again you would be off, now F'ing walk home"
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