Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"For God's sake - corkscrew harder, Skipper! That tracer above my head just missed me!"
"Knock off all that Polish chit chat!"
Phew says Buster although there is photographic evidence of my secret fetishes...Tight bondage and gas mask... at least the stockings dont show
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(high pitched voice) OK who is the joker who substituted with Helium?
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(high pitched voice) OK who is the joker who substituted with Helium?
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"Mum, I've told you before not to call me at work"
No Skipper.....I ain't changing the channel until I hear the scores!
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"Good evening ... this is your Lancaster out of hours technical helpline based in Mumbai ... Push 1 for engines, 2 for airframes and 3 for hydraulics ... be advised that this is a Premium Rate Service charged at £5 per min ... please have your Product Code available for first time registration ... Have a Nice Day" 
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Look I'm a bit busy at the moment ... chunter chunter chunter ... Look you persistent little s0d bu99er off I'm not interested in making a PPI claim 
Sorry ... one for UK residents to appreciate
Sorry ... one for UK residents to appreciate
