Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster (Chap far right) "Oochy Woochy Coochy Coo" ... Nutty (Chap far left) ... "O stop messing about Buster"

[CoffmanStarter]

That's our cue ... The Umpire has just called for "New Balls" in the Andy Murray match

[Stanwell]

Not a contribution to the CapComp but you guys have had me in stitches over the past few.
Cheers.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Weaps 1 "Right, that's the last. Now we've got to paint the obligatory slogan on it for the Press"
Weaps 2 "How about "Smile, It's Sunni !" ?"
Weaps 1 "Nope. Might not be them, so "It's looking Shi-ite for you" is out too."
Weaps 2 " "Hi There!" ?"
Weaps 1 "Too cliche-ed"
Weaps 2 "Wish they'd make their bloody minds up whose side we're on"
Weaps 3 "Let's just go for "Die, you raghead git". That should cover it"
All " Raghead it is !"

[G-ARZG]

"Yes son, there's the 'Golden Rivet' you hear so much about......"

[CoffmanStarter]

If they's Smart Bombs ... why can't they load their bl00dy selves

[CoffmanStarter]

Just do as you're bl00dy well told ... see ... it says "Remove Before Flight"

[Boudreaux Bob]

If they had just read the Engineering Notes. They would have seen the High Lighted Caution that states: "Remove Tie Down Chains before trying to lift a Wing Wheel off the Deck to do a Tire Change."

[Fly26]

"If he comes back with these still attached are chin him!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Tallboy you say ... they look more like a Little Willies to me

[Dan Gerous]

Congratulations darling, it's a 250 pound bouncing baby bomb.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"I had thought that cracking new female lieutenant said I was a sex-bomb. Sadly, we have another 3 to do after these...."

[racedo]

WTF do you mean the spares for holding these in place never made the COD flight and pointy head Tom Cruisehasbeen wants us to hold on in flight until he drops them off.

[racedo]

Do you know my finger is stuck in the hole......
Now thats nice as the big Sarge said exactly that to me last night when he tucked me in.

[cargosales]

To be fair, the recruiter had told him that life in the Navy came with a fair degree of bending over .....

[NutLoose]

"One day well get rid of these damn Harriers"
"Yeah right, next you'll be telling me we'll get rid of our Carriers too"








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[NutLoose]

Think yerself lucky, we could 'ave been on guns, you wanna see the rush when Bert shouts cocking in"

[Fantome]

my back will not be saying
thank you by the time we're done

weight lift limits? MY ARSE!

[Roadster280]

"F*ck it, this thing is heavy".

[Kiltrash]

BERT!! I told you to get rid of it!! The damm bomb has locked onto your laser pointer in your pocket