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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 18:26
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Chiefy: "I just didn't expect them to arrive with this much polystyrene packaging boss!"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 18:37
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Starbucks fight back after military boycott.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 18:40
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Right laddiie, you're on a charge!
Latte on parade...
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 18:43
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Maybe we should have applied the rotor brake before unloading the seized drugs Sarge
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 18:48
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"Gentlemen, it isn't often we get the whole Corps together. I'd like you to toast our new facility with the beercans our helo's just shipped in......................"


FSSST!!!!!!
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:07
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"GOOOD dogs!"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:08
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"The bloody slugs in here are getting bigger by the minute!"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:11
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"I know I said think outside the box, Cpl Driftweed, but that didn't mean not using all the parts."
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:13
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"Got a chit here, sir, says the other parts were needed for fixing the AOC's central heating."
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:19
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After Capt. Ginger's return to the donkey wallopers, many practical jokes, in various stages of preparation, were found lying about for months.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:22
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"I say, REME person, just take a squint at the flagpole and see if the bloody air troopers have stuck our bags up there again..."
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:49
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Ok fire them up and we'll put them through the spin cycle.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 20:55
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Bad news I'm afraid. The Base was carpet bombed last night and there's shag pile everywhere!
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 21:37
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Prince Harry 's exchange posting to the US Army Aviation Brigade was short lived.....
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 21:37
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Why yes today was the last day of my mandatory service, why do you ask ?
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 21:39
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Good god NO ! This could never have been a maintenance tech's mistake, this HAD to be a ISiS Attack !
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 22:17
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Ok chief, you can tick off the Air Con max cooling flow checks as satis
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 22:32
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Ok, thats the 'Mentos in the Diet Coke' trick taken a tad too far lads.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 22:46
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The sound stage for a new version of 'USA Air' comes into operation.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 22:48
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"If that's the end-result, what do these bloody creatures eat?"
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