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Old 5th Nov 2014, 20:58
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Those side impact airbags are damned impressive...
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 21:09
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The board of inquiry found that as well as being lost above low cloud, the formation leader forgot to say "hectopascals", when reading back his altimeter setting.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:24
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There are soft landings and there are really soft landings.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:33
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"Pay attention, Hoskins! If those are flies, and that's some kind of fly-paper they're stuck to, how big are the spiders?"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:35
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"Bleuuuuuuurgh! Oops sorry, I don't remember eating that!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:38
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Silly spar rust and the inedible marzipan spiders.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:41
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"They don't call yanks doughboys for nowt ya knows"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:43
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"A Mr Salmond ordered these six months ago, mate, but nobody will sign for them now."
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:58
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How to round up absentees from Bassingbourn:-
i) track the [email protected] by satellite
ii) grab 'em by the chopper
iii) drop 'em in the Plaster of Paris (if alive) or quicklime (if dead)
iv) chisel 'em out for court martial/imprisonment/castration/deportation.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 23:17
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Preparing for the sandpit
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 10:02
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Scrub up time...

Must be a lot of hanger foam incidents out there as there were many good entries, but the winners are...

3rd place: Wensleydale's
I thought that all helicopters suffered from downwash?

2nd place: Fox3WheresMyBanana's
"..and when you've cleared the hanger, you are going to find a Mexican janitor with a very soggy cigarette"

1st place: racedo's
CAVOK !!!!!!
You gotta be joking.

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Old 6th Nov 2014, 11:04
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Bugger..................... I hate winning as much more fun thinking up weird entries.
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 11:28
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 11:29
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Have a go at this one
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 14:07
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He says he is booked for the Wives Club party
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 14:40
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He says his name is Joe Kerr
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 14:44
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Sgt Smithers from Hereford trials the experimental House of Westminster camouflage pattern combat clothing during a hostage rescue training exercise.
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 14:48
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"He's on exchange from Richthoven's Flying Circus"!
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 14:56
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McDonalds launch their new "Happy Combat Meals" delivery service.
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 15:00
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The Government announces the introduction of representatives for the new Army Federation.
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