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Old 29th Oct 2013, 12:37
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Introducing the B117.

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Old 29th Oct 2013, 12:43
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I'll give the Sparrows "Smoke On GO!"
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Old 29th Oct 2013, 13:10
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Ok crew - lets have the Airbus / Antonov A390 pre-departure sing song;

18 smokey engines working on our wings, 18 smokey engines working on our wings & if one smokey engine accidentally quits there'd still be 17 smokey engines working on our wings.
17 smokey engines working on our wings, 17 smokey engines working on our wings & if one smokey engine accidentally quits there'd still be 16 smokey engines working on our wings.
(I think you know the rest of the song )

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Old 29th Oct 2013, 15:36
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Nope





One more day and then I will choose worst
Cool, fight ya for it Buster.
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Old 29th Oct 2013, 16:31
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The Russian Airforce finally found a cure for endemic penis envy in aircrew.
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Old 29th Oct 2013, 17:00
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"Do we have blown flaps too?"
"No, I don't think she was rostered on this flight"
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Old 29th Oct 2013, 18:19
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With the recent upsurge in bird stikes bringing down aircraft, Antonov find a novel engineering solution

Yes mr Boeing, well spotted, we have engineered out the RAT.
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Old 29th Oct 2013, 22:56
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Cool, fight ya for it Buster.
No contest. Congrats Nutty!
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Old 29th Oct 2013, 23:14
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Nooooooo

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Old 30th Oct 2013, 00:02
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"Just a word of warning, Comrade Igor. Our design bureau chiefs want to see from you some useful work. Your career advancement requires much more than being smart with the photoshopping. "
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Old 30th Oct 2013, 02:10
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One banana, two banana, three banana, four....sixteen banana, seventeen banana, eighteen banana, snore.

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Old 30th Oct 2013, 17:33
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The Worst

Nutty

"Do we have blown flaps too ?
No, I don't think she was rostered on this flight"


The Best

Nutty

"Jeez all those engines and I can still hear the air engineer whining over them"


And now because I have the power to deny Nutty and Buster WAH HAA HAA !

The Winner is

Nimbev

" This is what Blackburn REALLY had in mind when they designed the Beverly"

Over to you nimbev

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Old 30th Oct 2013, 17:37
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Congratulations everyone
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Old 30th Oct 2013, 18:42
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Well played all
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Old 30th Oct 2013, 20:06
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Thank you gentlemen - beginners luck!

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Old 30th Oct 2013, 20:12
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In case you want to know what this is - it is a Consolidated N2Y-1 fighter being launched/recovered by either the USN's MACON or AKRON airship. If not suitable for the competition plse feel free to substitute.
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Old 30th Oct 2013, 20:59
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MOD work on cutting fuel bills.
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Old 30th Oct 2013, 21:28
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The truth suddenly dawned on Bill.

There was more to the expression "Just nip outside and clean the windows of his Airship's office" than he had been led to believe.
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Old 30th Oct 2013, 21:41
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy...Broadsword calling Danny Boy...No sign of Zepplins in Sector A, moving on to Sector B...over!

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Old 30th Oct 2013, 22:07
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Hold it still BEagle ... I can't get my nozzle in for a top up
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