Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Are you really sure that cow over there isn't a Bull ? - in which case is there anyone with matador experience ?"

[Stanwell]

The new, all-inclusive RAF.... 33% individualists - firmly convinced that everyone else is out of step.

[FinelyChopped]

Not so much a caption as an intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yQuivSEio

[Tashengurt]

"Slow down Red 1, my pair aren't synchroed!"


Yes, I know there's no such word!

[Wensleydale]

The first day of filming the sequel to Reservoir Dogs ends in confusion as the director discovers that too many actors have been cast as Mr Red.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So intent on synchronizing their step whilst emulating the Blue Angels famed "march and break", Reds 7, 6, and 5 failed to notice they'd missed their aircraft.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Shambles Formation, Check!"
"TWO!"
"Eight"
"7!"
"Anyone seen three?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

While leading the team down the crowd line in a tight V formation, Red 1 reminisced about life before the cutbacks.

[SteveCox]

The formation walking was going well but no one was quite sure what would happen when the command "smoke on go" was given.

[Buster Hyman]

"Red 5, proudly Bi..."
Luke! At that speed will you be able to pull out?
"It'll just be like Beggars Canyon back home Biggs!"

[Cazalet33]

Does Madam dress to the left?

[PingDit]

Following the compulsory teeth whitening, the free Ray-Bans were a welcome relief for all.

[Surplus]

Nice to see the aircrew joining in the Tuesday morning FOD plod.

..............

Keep looking, the SWO's broom head must be around here somewhere.

[Fantome]

"Whad 'e say? Whad 'e say? Lie on a breast, was it?
I'd like a bit of pneumatic bliss."

[Roadster280]

SWO, out of picture to right -

"Get back, get back! When I say 'left, right, left, right' I mean 'left, right, left, right', not 'right, left, right, left'. Do it again you useless shower of sh*te"

[Wensleydale]

"Smirk, Smirk, Go"!!

[Arm out the window]

[Arm out the window]

Now we really are a crack formation team!

[CoffmanStarter]

'Starboard Echelon Slow March ... Port Echelon Quick March ... Holding The Bank ... Tightning'

[Arm out the window]

Curly bracket formation - go!