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Old 7th May 2015, 03:09
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Well done, Wensleydale.
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Old 7th May 2015, 07:48
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Thanks! A quick competition which will be judged at the weekend as I will be away from my computer next week....


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Old 7th May 2015, 08:15
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This isn't a caption but WTF?!

This is:
Norman Fosters first career was in aircraft design.
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Old 7th May 2015, 08:17
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"If it looks right, it'll fly... Oh f*ck!"
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Old 7th May 2015, 08:18
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"What is this 'aerodynamics' you speak of?"
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Old 7th May 2015, 08:19
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If my dog was that ugly I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards.
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Old 7th May 2015, 09:08
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"The loss of a donk means it's the dreaded 11 engined approach."

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Old 7th May 2015, 09:45
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"We've called it Tower Hamlets and when full our maiden voyage/flight will be on the Calais run"
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Old 7th May 2015, 09:46
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BAE unveil the Army's new lightweight, hand-launched drone.
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Old 7th May 2015, 09:59
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But what about lift Vladimir?
No problem Comrade, we put one in each landing gear!
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Old 7th May 2015, 10:17
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Sarge, we still cannot find Hoskins.
He was doing some maintenance on engine 6, and he got lost inside. I told him to bring a map, but he never listens...
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Old 7th May 2015, 10:19
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Bombs? What bombs?
Our enemies will die of laughter when they'll see this thing!
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Old 7th May 2015, 11:56
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As well as plenty of payload, there's also loads of room in the leading edges and observation deck for tomato plants.
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Old 7th May 2015, 12:23
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Local residents around RAF Brize Norton were left unimpressed when details of the Hercules replacement were released today.......
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Old 7th May 2015, 13:03
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"I do not think Putin vill believe you if you tell him it is zer new Blackjack Comrade, you vill have to come clean and say you picked up ze wrong drawings from zer museum"
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Old 7th May 2015, 13:07
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...And this is our new Kalinin K-7 Bomber Comrade!
Really? I thought it was the Hangar!
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Old 7th May 2015, 13:19
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Size isn't everything....
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:07
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"You think this is bad? if you look behind it, you will see the hangar designer was breast mad."
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:14
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I asked the engineer what signal to use when we start no11 engine. He said "Hold ten fingers up, and use your initiative, but if you've still got both boots on we are going to have a problem."

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Old 7th May 2015, 14:17
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