Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"OMG Boss, she's right, despite the constant harpie screaming and complaining, the leg's for real so she really can't be Heather Mills!"
Posters were becoming unruly waiting for the Judging!
My Apologies to Clicker, for modifying his line: Man holding ankles. "Yes! I told you she was wearing black knickers, I win."
Man holding ankles. "No! You were right. (gulp) It wasn't black knickers."
Man holding ankles. "No! You were right. (gulp) It wasn't black knickers."
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A Mr O'Leary said "I don't understand what this esteemed customer is complaining about. She requested assistance boarding the aircraft and we were happy to help.."
This is what you get when you contract Ryanair for the ground handling....
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"That's right Ma'am, with an Easyjet ticket the only choice is forward baggage hold or rear baggage hold. And only first class Easyjet allows head or feet first on the belt."
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Ok, not sure of my whereabouts over the coming days, nor my capacity to judge, so I'll call it now...
In 3rd place, and with the Honorary JFK award is...pohm1 with;
In 2nd place, and the Greg Norman Memorial award is Nutty with;
But, 1st place and the "Who's been putting holes in my white sheets" award is toptobottom with;
(I was looking forward to see who would use the cable first!)
Over to you TTB & to all the Captioneers, thanks for another fun year & all the very best for the Christmas seaseon!!!
In 3rd place, and with the Honorary JFK award is...pohm1 with;
,But Mrs Obama, you have to accept that it's all over....you're out and the Danish Prime Minister is in.'
Winnie was just realising that her sphere of influence had just evaporated,.
"Please just calm down Ma'am - you're having a nightmare! It's only an electricity cable..."
(I was looking forward to see who would use the cable first!)
Over to you TTB & to all the Captioneers, thanks for another fun year & all the very best for the Christmas seaseon!!!
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Good call Buster
Well done chaps
You clearly missed the reference to Mk1 Ford Escort Ankle Straps then 
Well done chaps
Originally Posted by Buster
(I was looking forward to see who would use the cable first!)
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 24th Dec 2013 at 09:50.
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Clearly...My sister had a 72 Escort, but maybe I was too young to notice any straps... 
I actually meant using the cable for one particular...err...use...wasn't thinking of other uses. Sorry, poorly worded.
I actually meant using the cable for one particular...err...use...wasn't thinking of other uses. Sorry, poorly worded.
I learned to drive in a MK I escort - the roof lining was lovingly decorated with stiletto heel marks...
Anyway, many thanks Buster - let's try this one as the last entry for 2013...
Judging before the end of the year.
In the meantime, HAVE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Anyway, many thanks Buster - let's try this one as the last entry for 2013...
Judging before the end of the year.
In the meantime, HAVE A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
