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Old 8th Oct 2014, 21:26
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"Whaddya mean ? The unit moved out two days ago and forgot to tell me ?"
 
Old 8th Oct 2014, 21:41
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I SHlT you not! The bluddy Corp. of Engineers built the lookout tower on quicksand!
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 22:10
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What do you mean WE white man ????
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 22:11
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Time for a Judge Judy and Executioner to make their call ...................
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 01:21
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Speak of the Devil...

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Old 9th Oct 2014, 12:15
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The Army recruitment officer was at pains to point out that in the interests of Diversity not only do our JTACS co ordinate bombing of people of all ethnic minorities, they employ them too
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 12:25
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I know it's dress-down Friday, but couldn't I have kept my underpants on/
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 12:31
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"Yes, that last run DID breach the dam, but my wireless op is point blank refusing to send the codeword".
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 12:50
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I say, ok, listen up, ya?

Racedo's wish being my demand, the following will report to OC Ops immediately:-


For his proficiency in telly-gazing, Buster Hyman is Highly Commended:

"But I'm a Celebrity! You've got to get me out of here!"


For his empathic use of the RAF Standard Screwdriver when speaking to members of the opposite sex, NutLoose wins a well-deserved Third Prize:

"Hello, is that the WRAC block, is that you Doris? Hi, I was just thinking about you, a huge fecking land crab just crawled past our O.P. and it reminded me I had news for you."


For his marriage counselling skills, the greatly respected Dr Racedo is awarded a whopping great Second Prize:

"Yes, Darling I love you, but how the hell the stag night in Blackpool translates to here I do not know. And there is some crazy white dude beside me."


Lastly but firstly dear hearts, hot and brown and green and steaming out of Cows getting bigger comes an n-mega dollop of a First Prize:

"Yes, I'm trying to get it on with my bitch and there's some pervert trying to take pictures of us."


I say, well done all for some snork-filled entries! Where's that prisnah gorn? He's escaped!


Over to the land of cows and buttercups...
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 13:45
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Well played CGB
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:04
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Darlings, I'm so humbled. Right, a quickie before I head off to the sandpit tomorrow.

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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:14
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Don't worry lads, it'll be over by Christmas and you'll be home in time for tea and medals......
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:22
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So...nothing to worry about chaps, it's just some bloke called E. Bowler.
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:23
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Ready........... Steady..............Bake!
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:24
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Right Chaps. You lot are the new inspection team for Pay as you Dine.....
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:25
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Badger! oh dear
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:26
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:30
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"I know it's all overkill chaps, but I also know where you all went out to last night and I don't want you giving our Ebola patient anything nasty"
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:35
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"Hmmmmhmhmmmmhmhhggffff"

"Hymmfffffgghvfffmmmmm"

"Hhhmmffgghh"

Voice over auditions for the new series of the clangars was progressing well.


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Old 9th Oct 2014, 21:35
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I know, but the Health and Safety chaps have seen the food you are serving the troops and deemed it is hazardous materials.
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