PPRuNe Forums - Search Results
PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Search Forums
Reload this Page >

Search Results

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
 
Page 1 of 4
1
2
3
4
Search: Posts Made By: lineslime
Showing results 1 to 35 of 139
Search took 0.01 seconds.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Nov 2005, 17:08
Replies: 88
Views: 14,982
Posted By lineslime

Aeroplanes are often complicated beasts which are...

Aeroplanes are often complicated beasts which are made up of many moving or stressed parts which have a tendancy to fail when least expected/wanted. As such failure or damage to said collection of...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Oct 2005, 20:08
Replies: 303
Views: 65,744
Posted By lineslime

Thank fark a little common sense has prevailed at...

Thank fark a little common sense has prevailed at last. Is it down to a boy being incharge of the toys again? (no pmt to cope with)
All is looking rosey again, who knows there may even be a minor...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2005, 14:11
Replies: 303
Views: 65,744
Posted By lineslime

Having left the wonderful wiltshire establishment...

Having left the wonderful wiltshire establishment I wonder if anyone can confirm the rumor that crews are going down south to do such nice things as MCT, as serviceability at base is that poor. If...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jun 2005, 21:33
Replies: 303
Views: 65,744
Posted By lineslime

Absolute horse turds if you ask me. I mean I...

Absolute horse turds if you ask me. I mean I haven't seen movers taking part in a role change at Lyneham, only down route if it is somewhere nice. I don't know if you ever had the chance or pleasure...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th May 2005, 19:54
Replies: 303
Views: 65,744
Posted By lineslime

Been away from Lyneham for a couple of weeks now...

Been away from Lyneham for a couple of weeks now and am glad I have missed the outcome of RIE2. Has it messed things up too much or is everyone coping well? I suppose I will find out soon when I...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2005, 12:15
Replies: 22
Views: 5,344
Posted By lineslime

Now that is taking things a bit far, heaven...

Now that is taking things a bit far, heaven forbid the corpse gets a rash. Any how, I consider my chosen method to be environment friendly, no nasty chemicals being released just giving the local...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2005, 11:05
Replies: 22
Views: 5,344
Posted By lineslime

If it was up to me I would steak im out in the...

If it was up to me I would steak im out in the desert, next to an ants nest, dunk his dangly bits (assuming he has any) in jam and leave the rest to mother nature.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2005, 10:55
Replies: 235
Views: 34,123
Posted By lineslime

If you saw some of the vehicular contraptions, of...

If you saw some of the vehicular contraptions, of many years age, that some of the master race drive through the gate at Lyneham you would be disgusted. Then again it could be the 'K' crews getting...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2005, 16:52
Replies: 47
Views: 7,032
Posted By lineslime

The reason the porta kabins haven't gone up yet...

The reason the porta kabins haven't gone up yet is because we aren't pulling out. If they ever do go up give it 6 months and we will be out of there and off to some other hot spot. So the cycle...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2005, 09:35
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

TSM No need to apogise my good man, I knew what...

TSM
No need to apogise my good man, I knew what you meant. Keep up the good drinking.:ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2005, 18:01
Replies: 29
Views: 10,791
Posted By lineslime

On the subject of the A400, if it took Airbus...

On the subject of the A400, if it took Airbus such a reasonably short time to put the A380 together why is the A400 taking so long? Silly question I know but I had to ask it.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2005, 17:55
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

TSM Please edit your last post as I hope you...

TSM
Please edit your last post as I hope you meant to say " it is most definately not your fault........" as the rest of the sentance goes on to say this.
Apologies for being a pedantic tw@t.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2005, 07:59
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

The problems within the AT fleet don't lie with...

The problems within the AT fleet don't lie with the operating squadrons, or the menders, but with those sat in nice little offices tasking the fleet, the logistics organisation within the RAF and the...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 18:10
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

If the herc det was manned by thechies from...

If the herc det was manned by thechies from kinloss (heaven forbid) then they would be expected to do at least the comp course, and then come back for a refresher before they go. Of course there will...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 18:01
Replies: 166
Views: 33,782
Posted By lineslime

Cut his balls off with a blunt spoon, then feed...

Cut his balls off with a blunt spoon, then feed them to him. A bullit would be a waste of good lead.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 17:20
Replies: 10
Views: 1,412
Posted By lineslime

It missed! I think I may try devil worship next...

It missed! I think I may try devil worship next time, who knows it may give the desired result (just so long as the crew are ok I don't give two $hit$ about the grinning tw@t).
:E :E :E
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 17:17
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

How the hell did something fall from the vehicle?...

How the hell did something fall from the vehicle? Was it not secured properly or was the vehicle overloaded? It probably wasn't the same chief.
Ah the subject of common sense, badly missing from...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 16:54
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

Muppet show If you call a brief glance from the...

Muppet show
If you call a brief glance from the ramp, along the centre line of the a/c, towards the nose bay I suggest you think again. It just so happens thet the black round tyre shaped things do...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 12:17
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

Not so long as the pope is catholic and my...

Not so long as the pope is catholic and my @rsehole points down.
:ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 11:42
Replies: 47
Views: 7,032
Posted By lineslime

What happened to all the nice air conditioned...

What happened to all the nice air conditioned porta kabins that were used in Thumrait? The perfect resting place for air/ground crew.
:confused:
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 11:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,953,339
Posted By lineslime

The C/O stopped the painters mid nose art, just...

The C/O stopped the painters mid nose art, just before they inserted the Tony Bliar grin, stating "we don't want any friendly fire incidents from our own troops, it's bad enough with the spams".
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2005, 09:36
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

dionysius Perhaps YOU should tell the movers...

dionysius
Perhaps YOU should tell the movers they aren't allowed onboard untill all pax/crew have left the aircraft, it never happens. It was always my understanding that movers shouldn't go...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 17:34
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

I can see a common denominator appearing here,...

I can see a common denominator appearing here, MOVERS. But as i'm sure you are all aware the RAF is supposed to revolve around them. They are the dogs dangly bits where bag crushing/losing is...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 16:22
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

Kenny If people did better at school then more...

Kenny
If people did better at school then more career paths would be open to them, thus giving them a wider choice. At least this site tends to spread it's bashing liberaly throughout the available...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 15:14
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

Have you tried to get to the CB with the back end...

Have you tried to get to the CB with the back end full of crew bags, movers, pax and freight, about 30 seconds after the last prop has stopped spinning. It is impossible. Perhaps the movers would...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 14:29
Replies: 530
Views: 176,440
Posted By lineslime

What's the difference between a mover/plod/lac...

What's the difference between a mover/plod/lac (insert here) and a computer?
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 14:26
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

KPax Most of the movers you know may be...

KPax
Most of the movers you know may be professional, but try feeling that way you are in the nose bay of a herc when some dumb tw@t lowers the ramp without checking. I have seen it happen on many...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 13:38
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

Just had a look at the "army" rumour website,...

Just had a look at the "army" rumour website, arrse, that started this off, all I could see (only read the first 4 pages) was RAF bashing at every opportunity. Even when given valid reasons for...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 13:04
Replies: 166
Views: 33,782
Posted By lineslime

I didn't notice any comments about the movements...

I didn't notice any comments about the movements trade, about who the RAF revolves. Is it because they are very well behaved or just good at going undetected?
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 12:35
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

Only to sit around and enjoy life whilse everyone...

Only to sit around and enjoy life whilse everyone else carried on as if they were normal?
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 11:10
Replies: 103
Views: 18,280
Posted By lineslime

In response to the trade group thing, pre pay...

In response to the trade group thing, pre pay 2000 the lower the number the higher up the evolutionary scale you had progressed, e.g. TG1 = Gods, TG18 = Only just out of the water. This was sensibly...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 11:04
Replies: 303
Views: 65,744
Posted By lineslime

Nice to see. The change from Eng wing to...

Nice to see.

The change from Eng wing to Forward Support Wing makes us sound like HMs finest plumpers of duvets now. Does that mean we now no longer indulge in the task of engineering?
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Apr 2005, 10:21
Replies: 45
Views: 10,889
Posted By lineslime

Oh dear, does that wean no rank on dislay on the...

Oh dear, does that wean no rank on dislay on the ID card?
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Apr 2005, 18:44
Replies: 51
Views: 9,752
Posted By lineslime

I guess modern arts are of a benefit to the whole...

I guess modern arts are of a benefit to the whole country. I mean the armed forces do absolutly nothing, and have done absolutly nothing for this country. It makes I mad that lottery money is thrown...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Apr 2005, 18:28
Replies: 70
Views: 10,918
Posted By lineslime

Given the way the modern military is going it...

Given the way the modern military is going it wouldn't supprise me in the least.
Showing results 1 to 35 of 139
 
Page 1 of 4
1
2
3
4


 
Forum Jump

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.