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At home I have a camouflage jacket like yours and I have a badge showing the number of Peasant's I shot...
Don't you mean Pheasant Sir?.... I know what I mean... |
Ooh, I must get one of those for Harry. He got hold of some nice military kit off ebay.
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What's the meaning of the Fig Leaf?
It's to hide my Tattoo and save your embarrassment of " Vive la revolution " |
It's a sticker I got for being brave when I got my first jab, and it reminds me the next one has to go in the other arm.
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Wait a minute....you're from Canada! Where the hell am I? Before I nodded off in the back of the plane I thought we were going to Balmoral!
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It's in case I have to establish concealment in a forest of blue maple trees.
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Owing to increased Salmon Poaching on the river at Balmoral, HRH inspects the new uniforms for the Guilie he helped design.
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Fed up with drug dealers, The local authority set up a neighbourhood watch scheme to patrol outside schools.
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Looks impressive commented the Duke,
Yes sir, said the Trooper now if only they would release ammunition to us we could make a difference |
Impressive said the Duke Assault rifle, Side arm and if i'm not mistaken a Swiss Army knife..
Yes Sir however You don't want to know where I have to conceal the Taser Sir |
Does it change back to red in Autumn?
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I know you Mounty chaps always get your man, but what about women? I have a particular nasty one camped outside Victoria I could do without.
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Can't see a Policeman so you'll have to do.
" Show me the Way to Amarillo " please |
"Well, with so much stuff to carry, I bet you wish you'd joined a tank regiment so the vehicle could carry it for you."
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"Only one badge ? you should see my full-dress uniform ! "
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"see..where does he keep his armies ....up his sleevies...oh never mind, who can I talk to now"
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Ahh Yersss I know your anthem, now how does it go,,, ahhh, got it... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, join in chaps...I sleep all night, I work all day...
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So far we have focussed on what HRH has said to the Trooper, me included, however may I offer Trooper saying to HRH..
" about your son Sir A barefaced liar promoted to our highest office in the land" twice |
Having "let Fluffy off the chain", naughty boy HRH Philip uses his Panama hat to propel the noxious vapors toward the unsuspecting victim behind him.
- Ed |
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