Unable to find a suitable Landrover, the priest looks for an alternative to use at a military funeral.

With the ability to bury two corpses at once the Russian priest blesses the deceased before they are super heated and fired into the frozen tundra.

Kim un prepares to defrock another priest.

Look Vladimir Vladimirovich, that man may have a genuine enthusiasm for English ecclesiastica...

"Now we're sucking Diesel".

Ah Captain Bunter, are you sure this is the approved way to inspect the engine?, nurse more lard please.

Boeing's new Mass Contamination Acceptance Scenario revolutionized water ingestion testing and saved million in certification costs.

The Russian military test the waters with outsourcing maintenance.

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He's good, his resume list Battleship Potemkin as one of his gigs.

The Church experiments with Chemtrails to dispense their Gay conversion mix.

The sunday mass in Imola is over, so it is time to climb the mountain. In the stone there is carved:

The seat in row four goes to Kiltrash: The Dean of Liverpool thought it strange the following morning when he blessed the visiting aircraft there were no engines.

Closer to the altar on row three Treadigraph: Gawdstrewth, has the Air Force been trying to make bio fuel from cabbage again?

In the second row, Surplus: Lubrication is essential if you're going to mess with a Flanker.

The holy truth lies in the words of Buster Hyman: I said Vectored Thrust, not Rectors husk!

Congratulations Buster Hyman! The father, the son and the holy spirit are on their way delivering the holy grail ....errrrr... CST.

Well done Buster and all. Just gotta wait till he WAKES up to continue the fun...

Noooooooooo :p

Well I never! (You must have...)

Very kind Beamr.

I think we can give the Prince a Cap Com send off. Be respectful if you can but, be funny if you can't....:} I think he enjoyed a good larff!


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" Wel'l yes sir, that's my 'Knitting a soft fluffy toy for Asylum Seekers Charity Badge'. I understand your Grandsons also have them."

Thats my " Brave Boy " badge the nurse gave me for my first jab...

That's my medal you gave me Sir, when we attacked the " House at Poo Corner' and rescued Tigger.

Maple leaf on green badge... you must be one of those green fighters, do you know Greta?

That one, Sir, That's for being a Covid Marshall at Funerals to ensure the bereaved partner has to sit alone....

"I didn't always want to be a Naval Officer...I wanted to be a Lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree..........."

"That's the badge saying I'm exempt from washing my face, Sir."