Struggling to light the damp camp fire, The Russian Boy Scouts seek devine intervention

Always eager to please, When the Staish asked for toasted marshmallows Hoskinski thought " outside the box "

The Dean of Liverpool thought it strange the following morning when he blessed the visiting aircraft there were no engines.

Sorry Kilty, it turned out to be a repeat! :}

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Gawdstrewth, has the Air Force been trying to make bio fuel from cabbage again?

"Anyone got a chisel? The holy water's frozen."

At St Andrews they searched in vain for the lost golf ball

I’m gonna need a bigger bog brush.

Russia trials a new anti tank missile on their aircraft, the 9M17 Fleyta or commonly known as the Swatter.

Sprinkling salt on a bird's tail.

Great inputs so far, I'll have the holy ceremony and call the winner tomorrow, sunday evening Kiev Patriarchate time.

After weeks poring over the thrust ratings, Hoskins calculates that the wet number is higher.

Afterburner? Oi! I'll show you afterburner!*

*substitute "reheat" as necessary

-Ed

Capt Mainwaring: "Vicar, just because we come to church parade, it doesn't mean you are invited onto military lands."

What a strange place to put the refuelling probe...

" When I was asked to do a Baptism, this was the last thing I expected..."

or was it a Exorcism?

Getting beat by a stick of wet celery?...I know a few Politicians that go for it. One of my more valuable sources of income.

Orthodoxy Inc had won a lucrative contract to supply it's patented "Invisible" paint protection to the fleet. Here, a technician applies the final touches.

Having returned from a Nuclear Strike mission again the decadent West, the aircraft goes through combined blessing and decontamination.

Fed up with the Ukraine problem, Putin authorises the Novichok overflights