Does that mean you've drunk Canada Dry?

Well, I planned to Sir but you got there first...

That one, sir? Oh I got that when I was 15 after I stuffed my first beaver...

Isn't this meant to mean "This way up", soldier?

Royal protection squad trained to blend into the background.
HRH...It's not Toronto you know it's Milton Keynes we're in...
Trooper ...Ah more dangerous then sir.

HRH: Ahhhhhhh...! Can you play The Maple Leaf Forever?

Canuck: No Sir, after an hour I get tired...

Apparently I'm piloting your helicopter later, is that the start button?

Yeess. one has it on good authority one shouldn't mix whites with colours in the wash as it bleeds, same with your hat, I take it you did both at the same time.

Yeesss, Her Majesty wears a similar stocking get up with all those straps and things, but she wears one on each leg and doesn't stick a pistol in hers.

I thought the four leaf clover was the lucky one.

Canada... Ahhh, I have a Grandson out in Canada, I don't suppose you would be interested in dissuading him.

Go on, pull my finger.

Listen, if you guys aren't doing anything right now, could you deliver a box of Milk Tray to Liz for me?


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Maple... Ahh you're those chaps that insist on pouring maple syrup over everything, from pancakes to bacon, dreadful habit.

Yes, it's a horse chestnut leaf, I'm the Canadian Armed Forces conker champion 2020 Sir

Yes it's my tea drinker badge.

Yes it's the new Cannabis leaf badge, it signifies I can be administered it instead of morphine.

"No, Sir, the leaves only turn red in the Autumn."

"Mind if I leave my booger here? It's green, so it should blend in..."

"Hey soldier, guess where this finger has been."

Yes Sir, our unit motto is "give them the finger!"