Canada? No Sir, our uniforms came from C and A...

You take security tight for the Cricket don't you

Must remember to change my Op Forth Bridge plans, to swop the SA 80 to the Enfield for " Reverse Arms '"

Think i have one of these in my flower pressing book, I got from Edward ...

HRH...My Children? Yes I think Andrew is just over there collecting the posies of flowers from the children to give to the Queen
Trooper...and he's getting the girls name and phone number?

"With respect, Sir, if you want to wear so many medals you need to put on - oh I don't know - at least another 12 stone."

"Things have come to a pretty pass if a modern soldier needs to wear gloves on a day like today."

"No I am not Geoffrey Boycott!"

He's from Yorkshire, this is the MCC Members Cap.

Well if you cannot remember what you got that for I can tell you exactly what my medals were for,
That's for bravely Carriage Driving through a small puddle.
That's for crossing the road outside Sandringham
That's for piloting Concord ( thinks none of this stupid French spelling )
That's for delegating changing Charles nappy
That's for increasing single handed Land Rover sales
That's for being king....of the BBQ
That's for being 'nice' to the Chinese

Ooohh hang on, some sh*t appears to have got stuck on your uniform, hold on and i'll flick it orf for you.

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Canada huh, that's the country with all those little furry beaver...my son Andrew likes beaver... but not so furry.




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You know, during the war we didn't have to wear a silly little patch to remember where we came from.

I'll tell you what, I'll swop it with you for a picture of the Queen, i must have a stamp somewhere.

It's back-to-front, that's what comes of being left handed...

Please don’t push that, it’s the press to test button for my trigger finger.....

It’s so the European’s don’t think we are Americans.....

So you are left handed and he's right handed... and they've put you on the right and him on the left so you don't shoot each other, eh? Wonderful what they think of...

Trooper ....No that signifies the number of Squirrels I shot in the trees at Government House
HRH.... Why don't they show Squirrels?
Trooper....Greta was here last week