(Pilot peering over glareshield):
"If I turn on the radar and sterilise Boris, will that stop him producing any more kids?"

Pilot peering over windscreen

Why are 3 cyclists up here in the clouds?
or
To close for missiles, switching to Bums.

Having seen the success of ' Boris Bikes' while he was Mayor of London. Rolls them out to the RAF as a cheap and sustainable Crew Transport.
"There Rishi saved you £50 "

More Government Spin?

Boris: "Are you sure this is sustainable energy? I'm whacked!"

Straight back into service genny 3 drops out.

Sorry Buster, that one did go through to the keeper. I do remember thinking that the F Troop reference was a blast from the past, but missed who you were referring to.

After a minute, Boris carefully lifted his right hand from the handle bar......"Yes!" he shouted. "Look at me! I'm riding with no hands!!"

Boris: "Rishi ... look where you're going!!"
Rishi: [to himself] "Number Ten."

Pilot peering over glare shield:
If they are the "follow me's" I know which one I'll be following, and I'll be happy to follow it all day.

BAE asks HMG for help peddling its products.

Regardless of how confident he felt, Boris was the last in his class to get the stabiliser taken off by his dad.

The AAIB later reported that while trying to land at London City the Pilot sneezed and veared left towards the Olympic Park. Why the Velodrome was full of exercise bikes was not revealed.

Ok, we're back at Northolt... which way is Downing Street?

Lads! There's no saddle on mine...

How to pet a dog

After barely 5 minutes the Prime Minister found out why the Tour de France riders used steak under their shorts.

Obviously photoshopped? When ever was it that sunny in West London

:p All good TIEW, just for fun.

Boris, not to be outdone by the Indo Pacific, declares his Trio to defend the Channel and Irish Sea.