Noah's Airlines proving flight.

Told the insurgents can't hit the side of a barn, Hoskins loads the aircraft with cows.

Jackets off trying to work out the routing to fly this load over the moon , might have to unload some fuel ?

The loadie wants to know, when they take a dump does he deduct it from the cargo weight but add it to the max all up weight or does it remain constant?.

To get with in weight limits all cargo is to jump up, one at a time. Get the Cattle prod out Hoskins

Ryanair descide cattle is a lot less bover than the England fans

No we run out of hay bails. But more nourishment in the Butchers jacket...

No! Hoskins, this is a car .. CAR transporter
Damm should have gone to Specsavers

At Kidlington ( near the Morris Factory ) The Cowley cars are loaded

The GB Equestrian team are loaded for the flight to Japan.
..well they have as much chance with these at the Olympics ..

Hoskins, when I said we needed a new brand on board, what I meant was... Oh, never mind, send in Clott and you can tyr and organise a soiree at the brewery instead.

BBC Head of Expenses to BBC Head of Radio Drama: "If you think you're weaving this scene into 'An Everyday Story of Countryfolk' you've got another think coming."

Airport Fire Brigade: "We've opened the aircraft but there seems to be no crew to rescue."

“I got a free trip after they said they wanted my horns for the ailerons. You?”

“Elevators....”

The cost of fresh milk deliveries to RAF Northolt raised some difficult questions for the Secretary of State for Defence in the House of Commons on Tuesday.

#1 “Don’t wait for ramp, just jump!”

#2 ”No way ... I’m a Coward.”

Right, a load of good entries for this so I'll judge now.

Worthy runners up Treadigraph for his Steerage, Wensleydale for his Joint ops, 622 for his These were calves when we took off, Kiltrash for his Faster than a Jag.

But in 3rd Nutloose with,In 2nd is Wensleydale with And 1st goes to Chu Chu, and it's nice to see Hoskins get a win,with a great piece of lateral thinking Trophy will be delivered by the ground handling agents, after they have finished using it to muck out the hold.

Thanks, Dan! Lots of great entries on that one, but I'm glad Hoskins rose to the top (or is that sank to the bottom?) We'll see what the ag inspectors make of the trophy when it reaches this side of the Atlantic.

I'll give this one a spin:

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I told you we needed to rinse out the Cow piss from the Argosy. Look at what’s left!