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Wensleydale 28th Feb 2022 21:10

...and the JO pilot was promoted after this: he got his scraper after all.

ORAC 28th Feb 2022 21:24

Reminds me of the piles of wartime underwing tanks piled up in rotting crates around the peri track at Leuchars.

When asked by visitors what they were I’d explain that they were floats and, in the event of the runway being heavily cratered, we’d flood the airfield, fit the floats, and keep the F4s operational as flying boats….

Oh! A caption…

”Right, a couple more inches of water and I reckon you can be on your way mate!”

Chu Chu 28th Feb 2022 23:27

When I said "may the runway rise up to meet you," I really thought it would stop at the tires.

Traffic_Is_Er_Was 1st Mar 2022 01:06

The crew chief is USAF on detachment from Los Angeles. Apparently he's fitted some kit that when you taxy it around, you can make it jump up and down.

Traffic_Is_Er_Was 1st Mar 2022 01:08

I read the pavement wasn't rated for the tyre pressures, so I thought...

Kiltrash 1st Mar 2022 06:29

In an attempt to show in a War situation the aircraft could use public roads perhaps it was a bad choice to use the B4069 at Lyneham. ..

Kiltrash 1st Mar 2022 09:22

The Base Golf Course found a novel use for the water hazard

Ascend Charlie 1st Mar 2022 09:51

OK, Tullamarine wants its runway back, and the Frogs are amazed that anybody can survive a gutser in a Mirage.

The closest to the truth was 622 with

Fireman "Ere Sir....you've left your canopy open a bit"
Pilot "If you knew what I had left in there after that landing....you would do the same"
The trophy will be on its way, as soon as they jack the aircraft up and get it out of the storage in the rocket bay underneath.

622 1st Mar 2022 12:26

Thank you very much AC. In these difficult times, lets avoid the military pics and stick to some good old Royal Family related captions.....

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....3338ff7d5e.jpg

Fill your boots....

MPN11 1st Mar 2022 12:29

“I suggest you wait a few minutes, young man ,,, “

NutLoose 1st Mar 2022 12:42

Well we've blasted monkeys into space, so what does the odd Royal matter..

NutLoose 1st Mar 2022 12:44

The SUN:
Breaking news:

The hideous creature lurking in the Daleks is revealed

622 1st Mar 2022 12:44


Originally Posted by MPN11 (Post 11192769)
“I suggest you wait a few minutes, young man ,,, “

MPN11 ....not a chance with one as predictable as that! :E

NutLoose 1st Mar 2022 12:46

It's small and extremely tight inside, you'll like this Andrew.

Buster Hyman 1st Mar 2022 12:47

Roscosmos were aghast when the Soyuz got back from the ISS!

Buster Hyman 1st Mar 2022 12:48

"It's fine Charles, just come in sideways"

Buster Hyman 1st Mar 2022 12:49

The perfect suppository for your Parker Bowels...

Buster Hyman 1st Mar 2022 12:49

"I'll choose Door number 3.....*****!"

cavuman1 1st Mar 2022 15:36

In the second remake of The Fly, a creature too horrible to describe emerges from the teleporter pod.

- Ed

NutLoose 1st Mar 2022 16:30

Have you seen my Emu??


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